If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2018 4:26:57 pm PST #3329 of 8218
brillig

Visited with FauxSon today, and he told me that he's expecting his wife to file for divorce in a few months. He's actually known this was in the works, because she's told him for years that once the kids were gone she was out. Though she is suggesting she get a little apartment near where she works--really well paying but a 2-hour one-way commute--and she could visit on weekends, so maybe they don't really need a divorce. He says he's kind of looking forward to not living with someone who belittles him all the time. Poor guy. I knew they weren't really happy, but I thought they were at least content. I didn't know exit plans were in place.


aurelia - Feb 14, 2018 7:14:56 pm PST #3330 of 8218
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

-t, your tag line made me LOL, and rewind, and LOL, and rewind...


-t - Feb 15, 2018 6:09:30 am PST #3331 of 8218
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Right? So funny and so perfectly delivered.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2018 8:58:05 am PST #3332 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, this sinus infection is relentless. I finished the z-pak yesterday, and I don't feel any better, plus my snot is still nasty green. I emailed Awesome Doctor today to see about different antibiotics. He might want to throw steroids at it, which is fine, but the green snot seems to indicate persistent infection, which I would think means more antibiotics.

The human sinus cavity: proof that "Intelligent Design" is bullshit.


Glamcookie - Feb 15, 2018 11:40:30 am PST #3333 of 8218
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Does anyone here know how to care for orchids? I bought some for a co-worker but she is out sick this week. I bought them Wed morning. The tag says to "water with 3 ice cubes once per week." Should I assume it's not needed until next Wed? Flowers look just fine... She'll prob be back to get them Monday.


Strix - Feb 15, 2018 12:03:05 pm PST #3334 of 8218
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can just mist them lightly and they should be just fine.


Laura - Feb 15, 2018 12:22:18 pm PST #3335 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, they are not big drinkers. Lots of people just mist them, but I know some that use the ice cube method.


Connie Neil - Feb 15, 2018 12:40:12 pm PST #3336 of 8218
brillig

One benefit of a diet Coke addiction is that it forces me out of the house on a regular basis to restock. Otherwise I'd just keep curling up in my shell with one eye open and one manipulating pseudopod for operating computers and ereaders.


Zenkitty - Feb 15, 2018 6:03:38 pm PST #3337 of 8218
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm using a pseudopod to search for the Like button.


billytea - Feb 15, 2018 6:21:35 pm PST #3338 of 8218
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Two tube feet up!