Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jan 16, 2018 6:08:04 pm PST #3037 of 8216
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

BOOB SMASH!!!!

ION, remember Kendra? Here she is at the NAACP awards last night [link]


WindSparrow - Jan 16, 2018 6:14:41 pm PST #3038 of 8216
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Dear Harvey, Please to watch where you step, some of my bits are tender now.

Dear Heavens, you have shone down favor on Kendra. Thank you for allowing us mere mortals to bask in her lovely permanent youth.


Laura - Jan 17, 2018 4:52:24 am PST #3039 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

I am terrible about the boob smash. I did one at 50 and one at 60. We'll see at 70.

ION, remember Kendra?

What spell is this?


Steph L. - Jan 17, 2018 6:19:44 am PST #3040 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Man, Tim found out more stuff about not!son last night, from not!son's GF, that made him angrier than I've ever seen him. The most egregious thing is that, when not!son has lost jobs in the past (and it's never his fault -- it's always because of someone who's "out to get him"), his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.

If this were Facebook, this is where I'd insert a head-exploding emoji.

This dude is 38 years old and acts like he's 18. In fact, I know 18-year-old who have their shit together more than he does.


EpicTangent - Jan 17, 2018 6:28:07 am PST #3041 of 8216
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

ION, remember Kendra? Here she is at the NAACP awards last night

Someone's got a portrait in her attic.

Steph, SMDH.


Steph L. - Jan 17, 2018 6:32:16 am PST #3042 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, SMDH.

Right? He has used up all of my good will.


Connie Neil - Jan 17, 2018 6:44:13 am PST #3043 of 8216
brillig

That's why he's got a GF, so she can do this stuff for him.

ION, my body is acting like it wants to postpone full menopause again. I'm nearly 57, body! Give it up! Just shut down the works, maybe remodel into some trendy studio condos or something.


Laura - Jan 17, 2018 7:25:20 am PST #3044 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.

This does not surprise me at all. This whole forever 18 thing has to end.


lisah - Jan 17, 2018 1:43:56 pm PST #3045 of 8216
Punishingly Intricate

his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.

Holy crap. I hope gf is in a place where she can totally block him from her life. Tim, too.


erikaj - Jan 17, 2018 1:52:55 pm PST #3046 of 8216
Always Anti-fascist!

That's one of the lamest things I've heard of. And a lot of my friends ain't right. However, my stepbrother did manage to find his passion and support his kids after "studying for" his GED for eight years. he's an EMT now. If that dude can get it together, ANYONE can.(Maybe this is another reason Robert Downey junior is a favorite...it's stupid that I'm still proud of him, right? But I am.)