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'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dear Harvey, Please to watch where you step, some of my bits are tender now.
Dear Heavens, you have shone down favor on Kendra. Thank you for allowing us mere mortals to bask in her lovely permanent youth.
I am terrible about the boob smash. I did one at 50 and one at 60. We'll see at 70.
ION, remember Kendra?
What spell is this?
Man, Tim found out more stuff about not!son last night, from not!son's GF, that made him angrier than I've ever seen him. The most egregious thing is that, when not!son has lost jobs in the past (and it's never his fault -- it's always because of someone who's "out to get him"), his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.
If this were Facebook, this is where I'd insert a head-exploding emoji.
This dude is 38 years old and acts like he's 18. In fact, I know 18-year-old who have their shit together more than he does.
ION, remember Kendra? Here she is at the NAACP awards last night
Someone's got a portrait in her attic.
Steph, SMDH.
Steph, SMDH.
Right? He has used up all of my good will.
That's why he's got a GF, so she can do this stuff for him.
ION, my body is acting like it wants to postpone full menopause again. I'm nearly 57, body! Give it up! Just shut down the works, maybe remodel into some trendy studio condos or something.
his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.
This does not surprise me at all. This whole forever 18 thing has to end.
his GF is the one who applied for unemployment for him while he sat around and played video games. Every. Single. Time.
Holy crap. I hope gf is in a place where she can totally block him from her life. Tim, too.