You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jul 25, 2017 3:06:52 pm PDT #1282 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

If you can bail then do that. Take care of yourself.


Laura - Jul 25, 2017 3:13:18 pm PDT #1283 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

I agree completely on bailing. Last moment, can't do it, migraine. Or friend emergency, I'll be an alibi. I was distraught, you got caught up on the phone with me. Don't like those, we can give you dozens more outs.


meara - Jul 25, 2017 3:29:18 pm PDT #1284 of 8208

Yeah, I may go with migraine--all our good friends will be there. And it sucks extra because it sounds like lots of fun--a cabin, a lake, a hot tub...but...


Laura - Jul 25, 2017 3:49:50 pm PDT #1285 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

It is only fun if it is fun for you. I'm sorry this is so hard.

Also, as an aside, when I first read the post my eyes saw msbelle instead of meara, and I wondered how I missed that msbelle was into women, then re-read. Well, I was amused.


smonster - Jul 25, 2017 4:49:12 pm PDT #1286 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm sorry, meara. I vote for self care by bailing in this case.


meara - Jul 25, 2017 4:57:54 pm PDT #1287 of 8208

Lol! Msbelle, wanna expand your opportunities? Join the wide world of dating women!


Laura - Jul 25, 2017 5:19:37 pm PDT #1288 of 8208
Our wings are not tired.

With no real life experience and relying only on observation, it would appear that dating women is as annoying as dating men. Also assuming that there are offsetting pluses.


meara - Jul 25, 2017 5:31:50 pm PDT #1289 of 8208

I can't really speak to the differences, having only really dated women. But I'll admit it's not a walk in the park.


billytea - Jul 25, 2017 5:39:14 pm PDT #1290 of 8208
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can't really speak to the differences, having only really dated women. But I'll admit it's not a walk in the park.

Having dated women on numerous occasions, I would like to mention that I have had some dates which were indeed a walk in the park.


smonster - Jul 25, 2017 6:01:54 pm PDT #1291 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Have dated both and yes, Laura is correct.

Ghost Boy is back. Kind of. I don't know. We're both very confused.