This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Jul 21, 2017 12:40:13 pm PDT #1247 of 8208
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh Jilli that's wonderful news. I'm so glad.

Ha, yes,Emmett, you sister has hit a particularly fun age,

I'm sorry to hear that, Hil.


erikaj - Jul 21, 2017 4:51:21 pm PDT #1248 of 8208
Always Anti-fascist!

So annoyed that every time my aunt wants to talk to me, it's to Start Shit. And that she does it girly style so that if I took the bait, she could act like she wasn't doing anything. So healthy, Auntie Fucknut. (It's not really because we don't agree--I expect that at this point and have kind of accepted that y'all rank higher in my life. But it is kind of insulting that a. She's here and Ginger isn't. 2. The first time she's on my page in literal years(despite acting like your basic Pinterest family-oriented, blah, blah, my kids are my life chick) she wants to throw down. If she can't do better than that, she should block me, as I've blocked her. Or take the gloves off and let me kick her ass to make up for twenty birthday cards she never sent me.


Beverly - Jul 21, 2017 5:44:36 pm PDT #1249 of 8208
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jilli, that's utterly fantastic. I'm very pleased for you.

Happy Birthday, CJ! And yay better behaving hip, Suzi!


askye - Jul 22, 2017 4:55:31 am PDT #1250 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

I'm at my nephew's swim meet. It's not bad. Next week is the finals and there will be 5 teams and at a fancy place that always feels cramped. I will go because it's the finals and I want to support E. It may be the only thing I do for 3 days.

I've been seeing more of the guy. Mostly just hanging out, playing video games etc. We saw Baby Driver. He is fun and we have fun.


sumi - Jul 22, 2017 10:56:54 am PDT #1251 of 8208
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday cj!

Woo-hoo for no headache jilli!

And for better hips Suzi.

I am baking bread-well proofing dough right now-I need to keep a bigger supply of yeast and possibly some more interesting flours. I am experimenting by adding some here's DE Provence to thus batch.


askye - Jul 23, 2017 7:09:07 am PDT #1252 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

I want to have a baking day. Peach and BlackBerry cobbler and peach pie.

I mowed part of the yard after arguing that I could do it. It's hard work and strenuous and hot so of course my 74 yr old mother says she should because it would be too difficult for me (physically ...and I wonder why I feel incapable of doing things a lot).

There is a fire pit with wood in it and next to it. Ants have taken up under the wood next to it. Mom sprayed the ants with ant killer and then was going to burn the wood in the fire pit.

I didn't think it was a good idea. I may be over cautious but it just seemed like a bad idea at least for a few hours.


askye - Jul 23, 2017 7:59:23 am PDT #1253 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

The peaches are not ripe. I thought most were ok but I touched them and no.

I have 2 that need to be eaten today. 2 c of blackberries that need to be eaten now.

And a dozen or so peaches that are...hard...i went to the produce stand and asked for help gettib peaches I could use today is tomorrow.

I did make pie dough. I think it's wrong it was really sticky.

I have better luck with bread.


smonster - Jul 23, 2017 10:35:37 am PDT #1254 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm siding with you on burning the sprayed wood. Let it air out.

Pie dough is tricky! So I hear, I wouldn't really know. If you put the peaches in a paper bag, they will ripen faster.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 4:59:49 pm PDT #1255 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I haven't showered in a couple days because I've been in too much pain to deal with it, and I didn't have to go anywhere. Tomorrow, I do need to go places, and my hair is kind of gross, so I tried to take a shower, and there's no hot water. I texted my landlord, but no response yet.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2017 5:09:06 pm PDT #1256 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

there's no hot water

Well, at least it's ridiculously hot instead of mid-January.