Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sumi - Jul 22, 2017 10:56:54 am PDT #1251 of 8208
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday cj!

Woo-hoo for no headache jilli!

And for better hips Suzi.

I am baking bread-well proofing dough right now-I need to keep a bigger supply of yeast and possibly some more interesting flours. I am experimenting by adding some here's DE Provence to thus batch.


askye - Jul 23, 2017 7:09:07 am PDT #1252 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

I want to have a baking day. Peach and BlackBerry cobbler and peach pie.

I mowed part of the yard after arguing that I could do it. It's hard work and strenuous and hot so of course my 74 yr old mother says she should because it would be too difficult for me (physically ...and I wonder why I feel incapable of doing things a lot).

There is a fire pit with wood in it and next to it. Ants have taken up under the wood next to it. Mom sprayed the ants with ant killer and then was going to burn the wood in the fire pit.

I didn't think it was a good idea. I may be over cautious but it just seemed like a bad idea at least for a few hours.


askye - Jul 23, 2017 7:59:23 am PDT #1253 of 8208
Thrive to spite them

The peaches are not ripe. I thought most were ok but I touched them and no.

I have 2 that need to be eaten today. 2 c of blackberries that need to be eaten now.

And a dozen or so peaches that are...hard...i went to the produce stand and asked for help gettib peaches I could use today is tomorrow.

I did make pie dough. I think it's wrong it was really sticky.

I have better luck with bread.


smonster - Jul 23, 2017 10:35:37 am PDT #1254 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm siding with you on burning the sprayed wood. Let it air out.

Pie dough is tricky! So I hear, I wouldn't really know. If you put the peaches in a paper bag, they will ripen faster.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 4:59:49 pm PDT #1255 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I haven't showered in a couple days because I've been in too much pain to deal with it, and I didn't have to go anywhere. Tomorrow, I do need to go places, and my hair is kind of gross, so I tried to take a shower, and there's no hot water. I texted my landlord, but no response yet.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2017 5:09:06 pm PDT #1256 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

there's no hot water

Well, at least it's ridiculously hot instead of mid-January.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 5:18:48 pm PDT #1257 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Landlord got back to me, and we tested some things out. Turns out that, when my upstairs neighbors moved out, the utility company came and cut off the utilities to that apartment, but they turned off the wrong hot water heater. So, landlord will be calling them to have someone come and fix it tomorrow.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 5:25:28 pm PDT #1258 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, at least it's ridiculously hot instead of mid-January.

Yeah, but my hair is gross, and I have things I need to do tomorrow, and cold water is terrible for my joints.

Though, I think I have to cancel the things I was supposed to do tomorrow anyway, if I'll need to be here for the guy to come and fix the water heater. Ugh.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 6:29:30 pm PDT #1259 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blah. I had to go up and down the stairs a bunch of times to look at the water heater and then check if there was hot water in the upstairs apartment, and my joints do not appreciate it. And I think I ran out of Advil. And I have no real painkillers. There might be a few Tylenol somewhere. This is going to be a bad night.


Karl - Jul 24, 2017 12:04:26 am PDT #1260 of 8208
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Love to everyone who's having a hard time. Be gentle with your marvelous selves.

Again, I will agree with smonster, for she is wise and wonderful.