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Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 23, 2017 10:35:37 am PDT #1254 of 8208
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm siding with you on burning the sprayed wood. Let it air out.

Pie dough is tricky! So I hear, I wouldn't really know. If you put the peaches in a paper bag, they will ripen faster.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 4:59:49 pm PDT #1255 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I haven't showered in a couple days because I've been in too much pain to deal with it, and I didn't have to go anywhere. Tomorrow, I do need to go places, and my hair is kind of gross, so I tried to take a shower, and there's no hot water. I texted my landlord, but no response yet.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2017 5:09:06 pm PDT #1256 of 8208
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

there's no hot water

Well, at least it's ridiculously hot instead of mid-January.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 5:18:48 pm PDT #1257 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Landlord got back to me, and we tested some things out. Turns out that, when my upstairs neighbors moved out, the utility company came and cut off the utilities to that apartment, but they turned off the wrong hot water heater. So, landlord will be calling them to have someone come and fix it tomorrow.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 5:25:28 pm PDT #1258 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, at least it's ridiculously hot instead of mid-January.

Yeah, but my hair is gross, and I have things I need to do tomorrow, and cold water is terrible for my joints.

Though, I think I have to cancel the things I was supposed to do tomorrow anyway, if I'll need to be here for the guy to come and fix the water heater. Ugh.


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2017 6:29:30 pm PDT #1259 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blah. I had to go up and down the stairs a bunch of times to look at the water heater and then check if there was hot water in the upstairs apartment, and my joints do not appreciate it. And I think I ran out of Advil. And I have no real painkillers. There might be a few Tylenol somewhere. This is going to be a bad night.


Karl - Jul 24, 2017 12:04:26 am PDT #1260 of 8208
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Love to everyone who's having a hard time. Be gentle with your marvelous selves.

Again, I will agree with smonster, for she is wise and wonderful.


sj - Jul 24, 2017 9:25:57 am PDT #1261 of 8208
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I need to figure out what to cook for the two teenagers tomorrow. One is Vegetarian and one doesn't like many vegetables. The first week I did two types of pasta, one with meat and one with beans. Last week we ordered pizza, but that was too speedy. They have very healthy appetites.


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2017 9:30:46 am PDT #1262 of 8208
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lasagna? Or some other casserole-type thing?

My apartment now has hot water! I can shower!


sj - Jul 24, 2017 9:33:01 am PDT #1263 of 8208
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay hot water!

I think lasagna may be more work than I feel like doing for lunch. Maybe a homemade mac and cheese?