I'm trying to promote the idea that providing me with a flamethrower would contribute to world peace which could benefit many. Others around me mentioned that it may be so because no one around would stay alive after I'll be given said flamethrower due to my awkwardination. It led to the following conversation today:
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail".
"And if all you have is a flamethrower, everything looks like marshmallow".
Speaking of taglines, my old Feminist Hulk one was never more appropriate than on Saturday!
HULK MAKE SURE TO PACK SNACKS FOR DAY OF FUCKING UP PATRIARCHY. NOTHING WORSE THAN BLOOD SUGAR CRASH MID-SMASH.
In other news, one of my team members called out sick today and let me know that she's dealing with mental health stuff. She is by far the bubbliest person on my team, so it just reminds me that you can't tell from looking at someone what they are going through on the inside!
I just got the baby in this slice of king cake, except the baby has arms that are twice as long as they should be.
What are the omen implications for a mutant king cake baby? Do extra long arms mean extra good luck?
Somehow, I don't think so.
Extra cake in your future
Tep, I did see that argument (though maybe not on your feed?) and thought about jumping in, but honestly life is too short. I do somehow feel that the inability of people to accept that there are many different kinds of oven drawers in the world is a metaphor for what is wrong with America, though.
I'm jealous of anyone with any kind of drawer. I have nothing, just a blank space that gets disgustingly dirty. I really liked having the broiler.