"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail". "And if all you have is a flamethrower, everything looks like marshmallow".
NATLBSB!
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Jan 23, 2017 3:02:07 am PST #5989 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Jesse - Jan 23, 2017 4:10:26 am PST #5990 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Speaking of taglines, my old Feminist Hulk one was never more appropriate than on Saturday!
HULK MAKE SURE TO PACK SNACKS FOR DAY OF FUCKING UP PATRIARCHY. NOTHING WORSE THAN BLOOD SUGAR CRASH MID-SMASH.
Jesse - Jan 23, 2017 4:13:53 am PST #5991 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other news, one of my team members called out sick today and let me know that she's dealing with mental health stuff. She is by far the bubbliest person on my team, so it just reminds me that you can't tell from looking at someone what they are going through on the inside!
Dana - Jan 23, 2017 4:33:02 am PST #5992 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I just got the baby in this slice of king cake, except the baby has arms that are twice as long as they should be.
flea - Jan 23, 2017 4:49:22 am PST #5993 of 30002
information libertarian
What are the omen implications for a mutant king cake baby? Do extra long arms mean extra good luck?
Dana - Jan 23, 2017 5:05:02 am PST #5994 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Somehow, I don't think so.
-t - Jan 23, 2017 5:52:52 am PST #5995 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Extra cake in your future
Jessica - Jan 23, 2017 6:00:39 am PST #5996 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tep, I did see that argument (though maybe not on your feed?) and thought about jumping in, but honestly life is too short. I do somehow feel that the inability of people to accept that there are many different kinds of oven drawers in the world is a metaphor for what is wrong with America, though.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2017 6:11:16 am PST #5997 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I'm jealous of anyone with any kind of drawer. I have nothing, just a blank space that gets disgustingly dirty. I really liked having the broiler.
Steph L. - Jan 23, 2017 6:13:27 am PST #5998 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Tep, I did see that argument (though maybe not on your feed?)
It turns out my friend made it a public post, so you may have seen it because I commented on it (so did Brenda, Daniel, and askye).
It's died down now, so I didn't have to threaten to shove anyone's head in my electric stove's warming drawer.