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Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2016 5:17:54 am PST #4231 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Our house is so small that the only place I can "hide" presents is my closet. So that works out fine, because I'd probably lose them if I had more places they could be hidden.

This seems like the time to mention my trick of having a Word doc on my computer titled "Where I Put Stuff". This is why I know where my birth certificate is, among other things.

(For several years after I moved in with Tim, I also had a Word doc named "Tims toilet paper preference," because he's on Team Over, and -- shockingly, even to me -- I have ZERO preference for how the TP is hung. So I never remembered which way to hang it when I put a new roll on. Now I do, but for a while there, it was World War TP in this house.)


Strix - Dec 21, 2016 6:09:02 am PST #4232 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Toddson, my mom did that so much that it's traditional. Also traditional was the digging a present out of the stocking to hear "Oh, shit, give that to your sister."


flea - Dec 21, 2016 6:29:59 am PST #4233 of 30002
information libertarian

I was a terrible present-shaker and peeker as an early teen. The year I was 12 or 13, my mother decided that she would label all the presents with false names. She was reading the Palace Walk series of novels by Egyptian author Naguib Mahfouz at the time, so everything has the names of characters from that series. I turned out to be Khadijah.


Toddson - Dec 21, 2016 6:33:44 am PST #4234 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

he he ... have you seen the ad from Petco? it's Christmas morning and a boy is checking out his present, shaking it vigorously, and his parents are sitting on the couch watching. The mother asks, the father says he wanted a guinea pig ... and you see the kid bashing the present against the floor. The mother looks worried, the father says he thought it would be good for them to pick it out together ... and the kid's overjoyed to have a gift card for a guinea pig (no guinea pigs were harmed in the production of this commercial).


Toddson - Dec 21, 2016 6:36:35 am PST #4235 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Has anyone else seen this? photos of animals fished out of the deep sea - WARNING - one picture is of an enormous marine Jillifont!


Jesse - Dec 21, 2016 6:41:21 am PST #4236 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The one year I went snooping to see my gifts, I found a book I was super excited to get! And then Christmas came and went, and I didn't get the book. OK, no big deal, it must have been for my birthday. Next day, my birthday comes, NO BOOK. They forgot to give it to me, but I couldn't say anything because then they'd know I was snooping. I got it eventually.


brenda m - Dec 21, 2016 7:14:55 am PST #4237 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The one year I went snooping to see my gifts, I found a book I was super excited to get! And then Christmas came and went, and I didn't get the book. OK, no big deal, it must have been for my birthday. Next day, my birthday comes, NO BOOK. They forgot to give it to me, but I couldn't say anything because then they'd know I was snooping. I got it eventually.

I found a book hidden for me once and kept sneaking it out and reading it. So then by xmas I had read it and it was a giant let down on xmas morning. Learned my lesson.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2016 7:20:21 am PST #4238 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! Readers, man.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2016 7:31:13 am PST #4239 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

When I was in high school my best friend and I each bought each other "Interview with a Vampire" because we saw the movie. But neither of us could wait, so we both very carefully, without breaking the spine, read the copy we were going to give to the other!


Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2016 7:32:53 am PST #4240 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Has anyone else seen this? photos of animals fished out of the deep sea - WARNING - one picture is of an enormous marine Jillifont!

I feel like teeth on fish are a bridge too far.