Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Anne W. - Jan 15, 2018 6:58:45 am PST #21025 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

JZ, I am so sorry. Much love to you and yours.


Katerina Bee - Jan 15, 2018 7:05:23 am PST #21026 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Oh JZ. Sending ~ma.


meara - Jan 15, 2018 7:06:41 am PST #21027 of 30002

Totally allowed to freak out! Just not supposed to freak out to him. That's what we are here for!!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 15, 2018 7:10:09 am PST #21028 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Much ma to you and your brother, JZ.


Scrappy - Jan 15, 2018 7:16:52 am PST #21029 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, JZ, I'm so sorry. Wishing for best possible outcomes.


JZ - Jan 15, 2018 7:30:34 am PST #21030 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thank you, everyone. I feel dumb about this but I'm sitting here with his kindergarten school portrait next to me. I don't want anything to happen to that wee scrumplet, but it already has. Thank you for being a safe space to freak the fuck out.


-t - Jan 15, 2018 7:33:25 am PST #21031 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{JZ}}}

You are at the center here and can freak out if you need to. Love to you and yours.


amych - Jan 15, 2018 7:48:24 am PST #21032 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{JZ}}}

All kinds of love and calming to you, and the best healthy vibes on earth to your bro.


Dana - Jan 15, 2018 8:05:08 am PST #21033 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Husband and I both have sinus infections, his diagnosed today and mine diagnosed last Friday, having triggered a migraine almost a week ago.

Returning from the doctor, as he pulled into the garage, his transmission died. We kind of knew this was coming, and his car is 16 years old, but still. And now I will have to listen to him endlessly research cars.


flea - Jan 15, 2018 8:39:59 am PST #21034 of 30002
information libertarian

In "my mother is crazy" news, my mother is obsessed with the fact that the evite for our open house yesterday just had my name and number as the contact (although I said "we" and "our") and she says that everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce. (People who saw the invite on Facebook - you didn't assume that, right? Only a crazy person would assume that, right?)

The she got mad when I told her I was confused and offended by her comments.