In "my mother is crazy" news, my mother is obsessed with the fact that the evite for our open house yesterday just had my name and number as the contact (although I said "we" and "our") and she says that everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce. (People who saw the invite on Facebook - you didn't assume that, right? Only a crazy person would assume that, right?)
The she got mad when I told her I was confused and offended by her comments.
Um, what. No. I mean, I also feel like people don't normally have a PARTY to announce their divorce??
That is definitely crazy talk, flea.
Why does she have to share her crazy with meeeee? I was having a chill day off and now I am all mad.
everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce.
That wasn't a divorce party? Man, I should NOT have told Tim to hit on you.
(Also, no. I didn't assume that. Mostly because it said "Open House," not "Woo, Divorce Party, Bring All Your Single Friends!".)
By that reasoning, easily 90% of the parties I've ever received evites to have been divorce announcement parties. Including baby showers, toddler birthdays and Boxing Day open houses.
People are bizarre. Your mom included, flea.
I'm trying to activate my new phone, and of course the transfer of info from one to the other isn't working. I don't know why! It's super annoying.
My father was honored at the city MLK Day thing this morning, which was nice.
Oh, that's lovely, Jesse.
My mother was like, "This is the last thing, right??" I said yes, we can decline any further offers.
Her speech was good, though!
I'm sorry to hear about your brother, JZ. Am praying for him, his husband, and your whole family.