Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Jan 15, 2018 8:41:21 am PST #21035 of 30002

Um, what. No. I mean, I also feel like people don't normally have a PARTY to announce their divorce??


sj - Jan 15, 2018 8:43:54 am PST #21036 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That is definitely crazy talk, flea.


flea - Jan 15, 2018 8:46:57 am PST #21037 of 30002
information libertarian

Why does she have to share her crazy with meeeee? I was having a chill day off and now I am all mad.


Steph L. - Jan 15, 2018 8:49:52 am PST #21038 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce.

That wasn't a divorce party? Man, I should NOT have told Tim to hit on you.

(Also, no. I didn't assume that. Mostly because it said "Open House," not "Woo, Divorce Party, Bring All Your Single Friends!".)


JZ - Jan 15, 2018 8:53:58 am PST #21039 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

By that reasoning, easily 90% of the parties I've ever received evites to have been divorce announcement parties. Including baby showers, toddler birthdays and Boxing Day open houses.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2018 9:06:43 am PST #21040 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People are bizarre. Your mom included, flea.

I'm trying to activate my new phone, and of course the transfer of info from one to the other isn't working. I don't know why! It's super annoying.

My father was honored at the city MLK Day thing this morning, which was nice.


JZ - Jan 15, 2018 9:08:29 am PST #21041 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, that's lovely, Jesse.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2018 9:14:58 am PST #21042 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My mother was like, "This is the last thing, right??" I said yes, we can decline any further offers.

Her speech was good, though!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 15, 2018 9:48:59 am PST #21043 of 30002
What is even happening?

I'm sorry to hear about your brother, JZ. Am praying for him, his husband, and your whole family.


Gudanov - Jan 15, 2018 10:00:28 am PST #21044 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

So sorry, JZ.