{{{JZ}}}
You are at the center here and can freak out if you need to. Love to you and yours.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jan 15, 2018 7:33:25 am PST #21031 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
amych - Jan 15, 2018 7:48:24 am PST #21032 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
{{{JZ}}}
All kinds of love and calming to you, and the best healthy vibes on earth to your bro.
Dana - Jan 15, 2018 8:05:08 am PST #21033 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Husband and I both have sinus infections, his diagnosed today and mine diagnosed last Friday, having triggered a migraine almost a week ago.
Returning from the doctor, as he pulled into the garage, his transmission died. We kind of knew this was coming, and his car is 16 years old, but still. And now I will have to listen to him endlessly research cars.
flea - Jan 15, 2018 8:39:59 am PST #21034 of 30002
information libertarian
In "my mother is crazy" news, my mother is obsessed with the fact that the evite for our open house yesterday just had my name and number as the contact (although I said "we" and "our") and she says that everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce. (People who saw the invite on Facebook - you didn't assume that, right? Only a crazy person would assume that, right?)
The she got mad when I told her I was confused and offended by her comments.
meara - Jan 15, 2018 8:41:21 am PST #21035 of 30002
Um, what. No. I mean, I also feel like people don't normally have a PARTY to announce their divorce??
sj - Jan 15, 2018 8:43:54 am PST #21036 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
That is definitely crazy talk, flea.
flea - Jan 15, 2018 8:46:57 am PST #21037 of 30002
information libertarian
Why does she have to share her crazy with meeeee? I was having a chill day off and now I am all mad.
Steph L. - Jan 15, 2018 8:49:52 am PST #21038 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
everyone will assume that I am announcing our separation or divorce.
That wasn't a divorce party? Man, I should NOT have told Tim to hit on you.
(Also, no. I didn't assume that. Mostly because it said "Open House," not "Woo, Divorce Party, Bring All Your Single Friends!".)
JZ - Jan 15, 2018 8:53:58 am PST #21039 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
By that reasoning, easily 90% of the parties I've ever received evites to have been divorce announcement parties. Including baby showers, toddler birthdays and Boxing Day open houses.
Jesse - Jan 15, 2018 9:06:43 am PST #21040 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
People are bizarre. Your mom included, flea.
I'm trying to activate my new phone, and of course the transfer of info from one to the other isn't working. I don't know why! It's super annoying.
My father was honored at the city MLK Day thing this morning, which was nice.