They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 28, 2017 8:06:32 am PDT #15984 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I just love the people on Twitter who are declaring that obviously Houston should have just bused everyone to shelter.

I have no idea where they think the people could have gone, of course. I just looked up the capacity of the convention center. 72,000. Let's assume it could hold three times that many people as a shelter. 216,000 people. The Toyota center holds 18,000. Reliant Stadium, another 72,000. Minute Maid Park, 41,000.

That's 348,000. Out of a city of 6 million. Even assuming that only 1 million are in danger, that's not gonna work.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:21:11 am PDT #15985 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Teppy, that sucks. Especially when the stupid people blame you.

So that job in the Kansas City area asked me if I could start on September 18th. But they haven't said they want to hire me yet. Im confused.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2017 8:24:03 am PDT #15986 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds like they want to hire you!


Steph L. - Aug 28, 2017 8:24:37 am PDT #15987 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, that sucks. Especially when the stupid people blame you.

I'm not even sure the stupid author is blaming me; I think it's the higher-ups in the Editorial Office that are thinking I'm not doing my job, when I followed our procedure (including sending follow-up emails when the authors don't respond) EXACTLY. There are some articles where I lag behind by about a day, but for this one I was totally on top of it. But they're claiming they don't see proof that I was.

I sent the screenshots, but no response so far (other than "send the files to the author"). I admirably resisted replying with "You mean 'send the files to the author FOR THE FOURTH TIME'?")


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:28:53 am PDT #15988 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That sounds like they want to hire you!

They did say, "We look forward to having you join the team!"

Maybe just a miscommunication on their end. How do I politely say, "Um, do I have the job?"


Steph L. - Aug 28, 2017 8:29:52 am PDT #15989 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe just a miscommunication on their end. How do I politely say, "Um, do I have the job?"

I think the best way to phrase it is "What are the next steps in the process?" (Although there are other Buffistas who are better with this sort of thing, so don't take my answer as gospel.)


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2017 8:32:30 am PDT #15990 of 30002
brillig

"May I have the official date of hire for my records?"


Dana - Aug 28, 2017 8:36:47 am PDT #15991 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

tommy, I wouldn't do anything indicating official acceptance of this possible offer until you have benefits info.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:39:11 am PDT #15992 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about, "What are the next steps in the process? I could start three weeks (or possibly sooner) after receiving notification that you are hiring me."


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:41:08 am PDT #15993 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, I wouldn't do anything indicating official acceptance of this possible offer until you have benefits info.

Job is 6-month contract to hire. We've agreed on an hourly rate for the 6 months. PTO would be the only benefit (I think) until I'd go to permanent. But yeah, gotta find out what the permanent benefits are.