You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2017 8:32:30 am PDT #15990 of 30002
brillig

"May I have the official date of hire for my records?"


Dana - Aug 28, 2017 8:36:47 am PDT #15991 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

tommy, I wouldn't do anything indicating official acceptance of this possible offer until you have benefits info.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:39:11 am PDT #15992 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about, "What are the next steps in the process? I could start three weeks (or possibly sooner) after receiving notification that you are hiring me."


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:41:08 am PDT #15993 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, I wouldn't do anything indicating official acceptance of this possible offer until you have benefits info.

Job is 6-month contract to hire. We've agreed on an hourly rate for the 6 months. PTO would be the only benefit (I think) until I'd go to permanent. But yeah, gotta find out what the permanent benefits are.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2017 8:46:07 am PDT #15994 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Would you be moving? You might want more time than that?


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2017 8:49:10 am PDT #15995 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would you be moving? You might want more time than that?

Yes. My boss said two weeks notice would be OK so I could have a free week to move. I've been assuming I could find an apartment through online sites so I wouldn't have to visit to look at apartments.

I'm also assuming I can arrange movers during the three week period. Or else rent a truck and hire movers to load and unload it.

Am I assuming too much?


Dana - Aug 28, 2017 9:02:23 am PDT #15996 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

There's a guy in the US Open whose first name is Tennys.


-t - Aug 28, 2017 9:05:28 am PDT #15997 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I admirably resisted replying with "You mean 'send the files to the author FOR THE FOURTH TIME'?")

Yeah, don't resist that any more.

There's a guy in the US Open whose first name is Tennys.

That is the best thing I've heard today.


Steph L. - Aug 28, 2017 9:16:25 am PDT #15998 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

There's a guy in the US Open whose first name is Tennys.

DESTINY


Fred Pete - Aug 28, 2017 9:17:13 am PDT #15999 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Does he have a son who's a poet?