smonster, thanks for the link. The web doctor had me open my mouth and bring the iPad camera close up so she could see inside. I have no sores or spots in my mouth. She did deliberate about fungus vs. bacteria, and asked questions about the appearance of the rash over the months, like if it was scaley or anything. And she did caution me that if this Bactroban does not help, taking a culture would be a good idea.

Matt, that just sucks.

Does napping count as working?

Code it as staff enrichment/stress management exercise.

TIL that D2: The Mighty Ducks starred not only a young Joshua Jackson, but a young Elden Henson, aka Foggy from Daredevil.

Saw a CNN tweet about Ben Jacobs and made the mistake of looking at the replies. Ugh, seems a majority of people think assaulting reports for asking questions is awesome. Have to remind myself it's only a majority of people who respond to CNN tweets.

How does this work? My father calls me, I don't get to the phone in time, I call him right back...he doesn't pick up.

Pocket dial, maybe.

That happens with my wife sometimes. She gets so pissed that I didn't answer the phone so she won't take my calls for awhile.

Probably not the case in this instance.

Your wife doesn't seem to understand how life works.

I have had a morning. My dad had a 'sode last night and ended up in the hospital. He's fine now and about to be released. They think it was cased by a weird meds interaction.

But my sister is not great in an emergency and had me in a panic most of the morning because she first just left a cryptic message on my phone, and then gave me a wrong number for my other sister's new cell to get updates. I feel like I need a drink.

Oh dear, Sue. I hope things settle down and dad is good.

Simple answer about my father -- he was leaving a voicemail while I was calling back.

How complicated is it to figure out how to make a cell phone ring longer before kicking over to voicemail? I've been on hold with the customer service agent for six minutes while he looks it up.