Your wife doesn't seem to understand how life works.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 26, 2017 6:30:09 am PDT #11898 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Sue - May 26, 2017 6:49:26 am PDT #11899 of 30002
hip deep in pie
I have had a morning. My dad had a 'sode last night and ended up in the hospital. He's fine now and about to be released. They think it was cased by a weird meds interaction.
But my sister is not great in an emergency and had me in a panic most of the morning because she first just left a cryptic message on my phone, and then gave me a wrong number for my other sister's new cell to get updates. I feel like I need a drink.
Laura - May 26, 2017 6:58:00 am PDT #11900 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Oh dear, Sue. I hope things settle down and dad is good.
Dana - May 26, 2017 7:28:06 am PDT #11901 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Simple answer about my father -- he was leaving a voicemail while I was calling back.
WindSparrow - May 26, 2017 7:50:36 am PDT #11902 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
How complicated is it to figure out how to make a cell phone ring longer before kicking over to voicemail? I've been on hold with the customer service agent for six minutes while he looks it up.
Connie Neil - May 26, 2017 7:55:18 am PDT #11903 of 30002
brillig
My co-workers: So you're telling me that your fantasy is to run a bed and breakfast in hell.
I think I came in mid-conversation.
WindSparrow - May 26, 2017 8:14:58 am PDT #11904 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
It was actually longer than six minutes, I hung up at 26 minutes.
Toddson - May 26, 2017 9:22:42 am PDT #11905 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Dana, I didn't see the ads air live but I really like this one on YouTube.
Jesse - May 26, 2017 9:51:37 am PDT #11906 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuuuuck, I'm such a nerd -- I'm all happy that someone semi-fancy here at work was like, "You're so responsive and really Get It" EVEN WHEN the next part of that sentence was, "so can you do yet another round of revisions before you leave for vacation in two hours?"
YES I CAN THANK YOU.
Gudanov - May 26, 2017 9:57:13 am PDT #11907 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping
Thank you, Sir. Please give me another.