I saw RoS. I'm not angry about it, just disappointed. Part of that is because I actually really liked TLJ and RoS went out of its way to throw out as much of it that it could, and the other part is because it is basically just full of dumb.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Kalshane - Aug 19, 2020 10:01:32 am PDT #2811 of 3424
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Kalshane - Aug 19, 2020 10:08:42 am PDT #2812 of 3424
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Incidentally, I blame Star Trek for the fact I didn't realize that the Navy even had enlisted until I was an adult.
Dana - Aug 19, 2020 10:28:25 am PDT #2813 of 3424
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I liked the parts of RoS that I liked. Furious about the Rose stuff. Mostly I stripped it for parts to feed my enjoyment.
-t - Aug 19, 2020 10:34:20 am PDT #2814 of 3424
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was playing with a random hurt/comfort trope generator that spit out the whole plot at random and that pretty much sums up that clusterfork.
That's hilarious. I am in the haven't seen RoS group as well - mostly not enthused with a healthy dose of trepidation because I really like TLJ but also figuring I'll see it at some point because I can't go around not seeing Star Wars movies, can I? Although there are several that I haven't. But the "yet" is assumed.
Jessica - Aug 19, 2020 10:45:49 am PDT #2815 of 3424
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
After seeing it, I was playing with a random hurt/comfort trope generator that spit out the whole plot at random and that pretty much sums up that clusterfuck.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And also, sigh.
Gris - Aug 19, 2020 10:51:52 am PDT #2816 of 3424
Hey. New board.
I avoided Revenge of the Sith for a long time even though people said it was the BEST part of a disappointing trilogy (when I finally saw it I was not impressed). Given that TLJ was the most interesting and enjoyable star wars cinematic experience in 30+ years to me, everything I've heard since makes me perfectly happy to skip it.
I am considering starting to play some Star Wars The Old Republic soon though. Have it installed and everything.
Atropa - Aug 19, 2020 10:51:53 am PDT #2817 of 3424
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
After seeing it, I was playing with a random hurt/comfort trope generator that spit out the whole plot at random and that pretty much sums up that clusterfuck.
I remember those texts! They were great.
P.M. Marc - Aug 19, 2020 11:22:06 am PDT #2818 of 3424
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I remember those texts! They were great.
SO ACCURATE AND SO CRINGY! I laughed and laughed and laughed.
chrismg - Aug 19, 2020 1:03:11 pm PDT #2819 of 3424
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
I remember reading a review that said something like "they have to go here to get the thing, then there to get the decoder to find the clue to the next thing" and thinking oh, shit.
If I'd watched it more than once, it might have clicked then; that bit with the Sith knife is almost pure Rambaldi.
amych - Aug 19, 2020 1:41:36 pm PDT #2820 of 3424
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I loved TLJ. LOVED loved. Loved enough that I deceived myself into thinking it redeemed some of the other terrible choices the franchise has gone through. Which is why I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ROS so much.