After seeing it, I was playing with a random hurt/comfort trope generator that spit out the whole plot at random and that pretty much sums up that clusterfuck.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And also, sigh.
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Jessica - Aug 19, 2020 10:45:49 am PDT #2815 of 3455
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Gris - Aug 19, 2020 10:51:52 am PDT #2816 of 3455
Hey. New board.
I avoided Revenge of the Sith for a long time even though people said it was the BEST part of a disappointing trilogy (when I finally saw it I was not impressed). Given that TLJ was the most interesting and enjoyable star wars cinematic experience in 30+ years to me, everything I've heard since makes me perfectly happy to skip it.
I am considering starting to play some Star Wars The Old Republic soon though. Have it installed and everything.
Atropa - Aug 19, 2020 10:51:53 am PDT #2817 of 3455
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
After seeing it, I was playing with a random hurt/comfort trope generator that spit out the whole plot at random and that pretty much sums up that clusterfuck.
I remember those texts! They were great.
P.M. Marc - Aug 19, 2020 11:22:06 am PDT #2818 of 3455
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I remember those texts! They were great.
SO ACCURATE AND SO CRINGY! I laughed and laughed and laughed.
chrismg - Aug 19, 2020 1:03:11 pm PDT #2819 of 3455
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
I remember reading a review that said something like "they have to go here to get the thing, then there to get the decoder to find the clue to the next thing" and thinking oh, shit.
If I'd watched it more than once, it might have clicked then; that bit with the Sith knife is almost pure Rambaldi.
amych - Aug 19, 2020 1:41:36 pm PDT #2820 of 3455
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I loved TLJ. LOVED loved. Loved enough that I deceived myself into thinking it redeemed some of the other terrible choices the franchise has gone through. Which is why I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ROS so much.
Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2020 8:29:20 am PDT #2821 of 3455
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
He should abso-fucking-lutely NOT have done Star Wars.
As a person who largely doesn't care about any Star War since the first film, I yield to the person who obviously does care. JJA should never touch an existing franchise again.
I just realized I never saw Rise of Skywalker. I think I don't want to.
megan walker - Aug 20, 2020 8:43:43 am PDT #2822 of 3455
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Still haven't seen RoS either.
Cosigned. The "fan" reaction to TLJ left a very bitter taste in my mouth and I was pretty sure I didn't want to see RoS before it came out. I haven't heard one thing since that indicates I should.
Consuela - Aug 20, 2020 1:28:40 pm PDT #2823 of 3455
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Abrams is so fucking predictable and terrible.
Somehow I convinced my nephews to skip ST: Into Darkness (I cannot abide the thought of a white-washed Khan and all the bullshit Cumberbatchy stuff), so we're halfway through ST: Beyond. Which is... not as offensively terrible. Although I think it's ridiculous that 5 years after making Captain, Jim Kirk is already angling for a promotion because he's bored on the Enterprise.
... did these people see any of the original series? I mean, seriously.
Toddson - Aug 25, 2020 7:52:28 am PDT #2824 of 3455
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Wonder Woman 1984 trailer ... if you're interested ....