They are WHAT??
And I'm pretty sure you're going to be disappointed.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
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They are WHAT??
And I'm pretty sure you're going to be disappointed.
And I'm pretty sure you're going to be disappointed.
Booooooo.
Can we assume they won't be playing volleyball?
Some of them would need walkers, I'm afraid.
Yeah, I don't know how many people want to see Top Gun: Maverick Breaks A Hip.
Well, now I kinda do.
Yeah, I don't know how many people want to see Top Gun: Maverick Breaks A Hip.
I want to see Maverick wearing a porkpie hat driving his plane around in circles on the aircraft carrier runway and complaining about the damn kids trying to get him to move out of the overtaking lane.
Instead of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" they can have him singing "You've Lost All Feeling In Your Lower Extremities."
Rather than coping with the loss of his best friend, he'll have to come to terms with the Navy refusing to make him a pair of trifocal aviator sunglasses.
Fun for the whole family! (My whole family anyway. We bond easily over the shared pleasure of mocking Tom Cruise.)
Cruise himself has actually kept in pretty good shape (must be the constant running), but I don't want to see 2018's Val Kilmer or Rick Rossovich in a game of beach volleyball.
Rick's in pretty good shape, actually. He was living in Europe with his family the last I heard, and has aged quite well.
We are watching the deeply terrible third installment of The Da Vinci Code trilogy, Inferno. This movie pretty much has the exact same plot as Infinity War.