Some of them would need walkers, I'm afraid.
Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 04, 2018 1:35:17 pm PDT #1558 of 3463
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Steph L. - Jun 04, 2018 2:05:40 pm PDT #1559 of 3463
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Yeah, I don't know how many people want to see Top Gun: Maverick Breaks A Hip.
-t - Jun 04, 2018 2:07:36 pm PDT #1560 of 3463
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well, now I kinda do.
billytea - Jun 04, 2018 3:16:44 pm PDT #1561 of 3463
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Yeah, I don't know how many people want to see Top Gun: Maverick Breaks A Hip.
I want to see Maverick wearing a porkpie hat driving his plane around in circles on the aircraft carrier runway and complaining about the damn kids trying to get him to move out of the overtaking lane.
Instead of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" they can have him singing "You've Lost All Feeling In Your Lower Extremities."
Rather than coping with the loss of his best friend, he'll have to come to terms with the Navy refusing to make him a pair of trifocal aviator sunglasses.
Fun for the whole family! (My whole family anyway. We bond easily over the shared pleasure of mocking Tom Cruise.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 04, 2018 7:05:38 pm PDT #1562 of 3463
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Cruise himself has actually kept in pretty good shape (must be the constant running), but I don't want to see 2018's Val Kilmer or Rick Rossovich in a game of beach volleyball.
Beverly - Jun 04, 2018 11:08:49 pm PDT #1563 of 3463
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Rick's in pretty good shape, actually. He was living in Europe with his family the last I heard, and has aged quite well.
Dana - Jun 05, 2018 3:43:32 am PDT #1564 of 3463
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
We are watching the deeply terrible third installment of The Da Vinci Code trilogy, Inferno. This movie pretty much has the exact same plot as Infinity War.
Jessica - Jun 06, 2018 7:42:31 am PDT #1565 of 3463
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I saw Jurassic World 2 last night in IMAX (non-3D! hooray!!), and it is a really good bad movie. The plot is nonsense. The majority of the actors are walking props. All of the set pieces are homages to other, better movies. ALL of the elements from the first Jurassic Park are in here. (Seriously, someone should make a bingo card. Or a drinking game.)
BUT Chris Pratt is one of the most watchable movie people there is, the new dinosaurs are cool, and the location where 90% of the movie takes place looks like Hogwarts. Don't you want to see Starlord defending Hogwarts from a dinosaur attack? With lasers? The Victorian haunted house vibe works really well, the directing is great, and it's just fun to watch like any good b-movie.
And yes, there is a post-credits scene. (Sam Jackson's character from the first movie is alive after all, and he wants to talk to the velociraptors about the Avengers initiative.)
(Okay, not really. Sorry. But if Ryan North is lurking and wants to write that movie anyway, I will buy an advance ticket TODAY.)
Connie Neil - Jun 06, 2018 8:48:00 am PDT #1566 of 3463
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I loved catching all the callbacks to other movies in the first Jurassic World. And I've been looking forward to Chris Pratt's character going "Hey, you remember that bit where I'm a hardass Navy veteran? And I've got a semi-trained apex predator as an ally? No? Let me remind you."
Tom Scola - Jun 07, 2018 6:22:31 am PDT #1567 of 3463
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The Spider-Verse trailer is sooo goooood.