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If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

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brenda m - Jul 08, 2015 3:59:40 pm PDT #511 of 30003

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I believe there are folks here who are familiar with the work of one Mr. Stephen Sondheim?

My sister will be squiring him around on Saturday as part of her job. She felt like this might be a good place to go for some jealous gnashing of teeth.

(Rick Bayless will also be in the mix. Jealousy for everyone!)

Dana - Jul 08, 2015 4:01:09 pm PDT #512 of 30003

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

WHAT? SHUT UP.

IN CHICAGO? I COULD BE IN CHICAGO ON SATURDAY IF YOUR SISTER NEEDS A NEW BEST FRIEND. OR ANOTHER SISTER OR SOMETHING.

EDITED FOR TYPO. I WAS TOO STUNNED TO TYPE CORRECTLY.

meara - Jul 08, 2015 4:08:54 pm PDT #513 of 30003

Dana made me laugh. I have several friends who would be delighted to fly in and assist your sister any way they could.

-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:17:41 pm PDT #514 of 30003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OMG brenda!

Jesse - Jul 08, 2015 4:22:42 pm PDT #515 of 30003

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Your sister knows what's what, brenda!

shrift - Jul 08, 2015 4:23:25 pm PDT #516 of 30003

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

In New York, I'm pretty sure I needed tax returns.

Thanks, Jesse. I guess I'll bring copies of my W-2 to be on the safe side.

-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:29:30 pm PDT #517 of 30003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I managed to consume a mug of quail stock without spilling it. Also delicious.

Consuela - Jul 08, 2015 4:47:42 pm PDT #518 of 30003

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too. Fill out a boilerplate rental application, if you can. And bring a checkbook, be ready to sign right away.

Ginger - Jul 08, 2015 4:50:53 pm PDT #519 of 30003

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am somewhat envious, but I know from past experience that what I like to think of as my usual clever repartee would turn into "That will give you bees."

Beverly - Jul 08, 2015 5:11:44 pm PDT #520 of 30003

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Aww, bees. I was just thinking of "bees" the other day.

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