Dana made me laugh. I have several friends who would be delighted to fly in and assist your sister any way they could.
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jul 08, 2015 4:08:54 pm PDT #513 of 30003
-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:17:41 pm PDT #514 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OMG brenda!
Jesse - Jul 08, 2015 4:22:42 pm PDT #515 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Your sister knows what's what, brenda!
shrift - Jul 08, 2015 4:23:25 pm PDT #516 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
In New York, I'm pretty sure I needed tax returns.
Thanks, Jesse. I guess I'll bring copies of my W-2 to be on the safe side.
-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:29:30 pm PDT #517 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I managed to consume a mug of quail stock without spilling it. Also delicious.
Consuela - Jul 08, 2015 4:47:42 pm PDT #518 of 30003
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too. Fill out a boilerplate rental application, if you can. And bring a checkbook, be ready to sign right away.
Ginger - Jul 08, 2015 4:50:53 pm PDT #519 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am somewhat envious, but I know from past experience that what I like to think of as my usual clever repartee would turn into "That will give you bees."
Beverly - Jul 08, 2015 5:11:44 pm PDT #520 of 30003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Aww, bees. I was just thinking of "bees" the other day.
shrift - Jul 08, 2015 5:22:36 pm PDT #521 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too.
I do have a recent credit report that I'm bringing along with my checkbook.
Maria - Jul 08, 2015 5:32:39 pm PDT #522 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Don't forget an arm and a leg too, and an affidavit pledging to sell your extra organs if necessary. Who needs two kidneys?