Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:17:41 pm PDT #514 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OMG brenda!


Jesse - Jul 08, 2015 4:22:42 pm PDT #515 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Your sister knows what's what, brenda!


shrift - Jul 08, 2015 4:23:25 pm PDT #516 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

In New York, I'm pretty sure I needed tax returns.

Thanks, Jesse. I guess I'll bring copies of my W-2 to be on the safe side.


-t - Jul 08, 2015 4:29:30 pm PDT #517 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I managed to consume a mug of quail stock without spilling it. Also delicious.


Consuela - Jul 08, 2015 4:47:42 pm PDT #518 of 30003
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too. Fill out a boilerplate rental application, if you can. And bring a checkbook, be ready to sign right away.


Ginger - Jul 08, 2015 4:50:53 pm PDT #519 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am somewhat envious, but I know from past experience that what I like to think of as my usual clever repartee would turn into "That will give you bees."


Beverly - Jul 08, 2015 5:11:44 pm PDT #520 of 30003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Aww, bees. I was just thinking of "bees" the other day.


shrift - Jul 08, 2015 5:22:36 pm PDT #521 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too.

I do have a recent credit report that I'm bringing along with my checkbook.


Maria - Jul 08, 2015 5:32:39 pm PDT #522 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Don't forget an arm and a leg too, and an affidavit pledging to sell your extra organs if necessary. Who needs two kidneys?


shrift - Jul 08, 2015 5:48:12 pm PDT #523 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Some places are telling me to make a renter resume about myself. I barely could make myself create a resume to get a new job at a place where I already work, and they pay me to be there.