WHAT? SHUT UP.
IN CHICAGO? I COULD BE IN CHICAGO ON SATURDAY IF YOUR SISTER NEEDS A NEW BEST FRIEND. OR ANOTHER SISTER OR SOMETHING.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
WHAT? SHUT UP.
IN CHICAGO? I COULD BE IN CHICAGO ON SATURDAY IF YOUR SISTER NEEDS A NEW BEST FRIEND. OR ANOTHER SISTER OR SOMETHING.
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Dana made me laugh. I have several friends who would be delighted to fly in and assist your sister any way they could.
OMG brenda!
Your sister knows what's what, brenda!
In New York, I'm pretty sure I needed tax returns.
Thanks, Jesse. I guess I'll bring copies of my W-2 to be on the safe side.
I managed to consume a mug of quail stock without spilling it. Also delicious.
Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too. Fill out a boilerplate rental application, if you can. And bring a checkbook, be ready to sign right away.
I am somewhat envious, but I know from past experience that what I like to think of as my usual clever repartee would turn into "That will give you bees."
Aww, bees. I was just thinking of "bees" the other day.
Shrift, if you have a recent credit report, I would bring that too.
I do have a recent credit report that I'm bringing along with my checkbook.