Wolverine can't be bought and sold. Maybe if Logan had some ulterior motive for taking the job. But even then, it would be about 30 minutes before he would want to wipe the smirk off of Tony's face.
Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.
'Serenity'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - May 22, 2016 8:42:26 am PDT #21828 of 30003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
-t - May 22, 2016 8:48:59 am PDT #21829 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Heh. Yeah, I think there was a strategic/tactical reason for it, but the dream logic didn't make it to morning.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2016 8:58:30 am PDT #21830 of 30003
brillig
I can see Wolvie being assigned to Tony, with attendant threats from both sides.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2016 10:33:09 am PDT #21831 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The only scenario I can imagine where Wolverine could protect Tony better than his own armor is by drinking alcohol before Tony could get to it.
Sheryl - May 22, 2016 11:13:58 am PDT #21832 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Sunday afternoon already? sigh.
-t - May 22, 2016 11:26:53 am PDT #21833 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Wolverine: Sober Companion
Lawn is half-mown; breaking for lunch.
Zenkitty - May 22, 2016 12:24:17 pm PDT #21834 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'd watch the hell outta that Iron Man-Wolverine movie. Avengers 4: Stark Raving Mad. I'm watching it now.
Wait this may be the pron version, Avengers 4play: Stark Raving Naked.
I'm good with it either way.
There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2016 12:53:41 pm PDT #21835 of 30003
brillig
They certainly exist in fic, and everyone tries to hide them from Steve. Who then says "People had sex in the '40s! Though I don't think we filmed it as much--do people actually like doing that to each other?"
And depending on what kind of fic you read, re-enactments occur.
-t - May 22, 2016 1:24:31 pm PDT #21836 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Lawn is mown AND edged AND grass clippings are in the yard waste container, which is on the curb ready for pick up. Winning.
I kinda want a beer. I wonder if that will fit into my diet plan okay...
-t - May 22, 2016 1:53:20 pm PDT #21837 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Beer is a go. I am feeling good about this decision.