Wolverine: Sober Companion
Lawn is half-mown; breaking for lunch.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - May 22, 2016 11:26:53 am PDT #21833 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Zenkitty - May 22, 2016 12:24:17 pm PDT #21834 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'd watch the hell outta that Iron Man-Wolverine movie. Avengers 4: Stark Raving Mad. I'm watching it now.
Wait this may be the pron version, Avengers 4play: Stark Raving Naked.
I'm good with it either way.
There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2016 12:53:41 pm PDT #21835 of 30003
brillig
They certainly exist in fic, and everyone tries to hide them from Steve. Who then says "People had sex in the '40s! Though I don't think we filmed it as much--do people actually like doing that to each other?"
And depending on what kind of fic you read, re-enactments occur.
-t - May 22, 2016 1:24:31 pm PDT #21836 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Lawn is mown AND edged AND grass clippings are in the yard waste container, which is on the curb ready for pick up. Winning.
I kinda want a beer. I wonder if that will fit into my diet plan okay...
-t - May 22, 2016 1:53:20 pm PDT #21837 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Beer is a go. I am feeling good about this decision.
Jesse - May 22, 2016 2:29:34 pm PDT #21838 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just bought a six-pack! It's beer season.
There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.
A quick glance shows me, "Hawkeye fucks Black Widow," "Nick Fury sticks the Wasp with his angry boner," "Ms Marvel and Scarlet Witch get nasty," and more. For the record.
-t - May 22, 2016 3:07:09 pm PDT #21839 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
But what about the punning titles, like Avengers 2: Gangbang of Ultron? That's not good one, I hope better are out there.
Settling in to watch some basketball. I don't think I can even describe myself as a bad Warriors fan, i'm more of a casual well-wisher, but it's pretty wrong that I can't see GSW on the scoreboard without thinking "gunshot wound" and at some point during the game (probably several) I will croon "Warriors, come out to plaaaay" to myself.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2016 4:14:43 pm PDT #21840 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My scavenger cat cracks me up. He sees me eating a banana and jumps up on furniture to meow at me at close range (note there is plenty of food in his dish), then recoils like I've maced him when I let him sniff the thing.
sarameg - May 22, 2016 4:24:21 pm PDT #21841 of 30003
Am not looking forward to work on Monday. Or Tuesday. Or this whole week.
-t - May 22, 2016 4:26:16 pm PDT #21842 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That reaction always cracks me up, top, Matt.
Based on last week, that seems reasonable, sarameg.