I'd watch the hell outta that Iron Man-Wolverine movie.
Avengers 4: Stark Raving Mad.
I'm watching it now.
Wait this may be the pron version,
Avengers 4play: Stark Raving Naked.
I'm good with it either way.
There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.
They certainly exist in fic, and everyone tries to hide them from Steve. Who then says "People had sex in the '40s! Though I don't think we filmed it as much--do people actually like doing that to each other?"
And depending on what kind of fic you read, re-enactments occur.
Lawn is mown AND edged AND grass clippings are in the yard waste container, which is on the curb ready for pick up. Winning.
I kinda want a beer. I wonder if that will fit into my diet plan okay...
Beer is a go. I am feeling good about this decision.
I just bought a six-pack! It's beer season.
There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.
A quick glance shows me, "Hawkeye fucks Black Widow," "Nick Fury sticks the Wasp with his angry boner," "Ms Marvel and Scarlet Witch get nasty," and more. For the record.
But what about the punning titles, like Avengers 2: Gangbang of Ultron? That's not good one, I hope better are out there.
Settling in to watch some basketball. I don't think I can even describe myself as a bad Warriors fan, i'm more of a casual well-wisher, but it's pretty wrong that I can't see GSW on the scoreboard without thinking "gunshot wound" and at some point during the game (probably several) I will croon "Warriors, come out to plaaaay" to myself.
My scavenger cat cracks me up. He sees me eating a banana and jumps up on furniture to meow at me at close range (note there is plenty of food in his dish), then recoils like I've maced him when I let him sniff the thing.
Am not looking forward to work on Monday. Or Tuesday. Or this whole week.
That reaction always cracks me up, top, Matt.
Based on last week, that seems reasonable, sarameg.
My boss has been sending me nice messages, telling me I did exactly what she would've wanted, so there's that.