But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.

Cordelia ,'Potential'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 22, 2016 1:53:20 pm PDT #21837 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Beer is a go. I am feeling good about this decision.


Jesse - May 22, 2016 2:29:34 pm PDT #21838 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just bought a six-pack! It's beer season.

There really are pron movie versions of the Avengers movies, right? I mean, I haven't gone to look for them, but they must exist.

A quick glance shows me, "Hawkeye fucks Black Widow," "Nick Fury sticks the Wasp with his angry boner," "Ms Marvel and Scarlet Witch get nasty," and more. For the record.


-t - May 22, 2016 3:07:09 pm PDT #21839 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

But what about the punning titles, like Avengers 2: Gangbang of Ultron? That's not good one, I hope better are out there.

Settling in to watch some basketball. I don't think I can even describe myself as a bad Warriors fan, i'm more of a casual well-wisher, but it's pretty wrong that I can't see GSW on the scoreboard without thinking "gunshot wound" and at some point during the game (probably several) I will croon "Warriors, come out to plaaaay" to myself.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2016 4:14:43 pm PDT #21840 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My scavenger cat cracks me up. He sees me eating a banana and jumps up on furniture to meow at me at close range (note there is plenty of food in his dish), then recoils like I've maced him when I let him sniff the thing.


sarameg - May 22, 2016 4:24:21 pm PDT #21841 of 30003

Am not looking forward to work on Monday. Or Tuesday. Or this whole week.


-t - May 22, 2016 4:26:16 pm PDT #21842 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That reaction always cracks me up, top, Matt.

Based on last week, that seems reasonable, sarameg.


sarameg - May 22, 2016 4:53:05 pm PDT #21843 of 30003

My boss has been sending me nice messages, telling me I did exactly what she would've wanted, so there's that.


-t - May 22, 2016 5:02:42 pm PDT #21844 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Glad to hear that!


sarameg - May 22, 2016 5:12:21 pm PDT #21845 of 30003

But as it stands now, would prefer to be a catbed and amateur restorer only...


-t - May 22, 2016 5:19:06 pm PDT #21846 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, sure. That sounds very appealing.