she wouldn't give up a urine sample
You'd think there'd be a way to squish them a little to encourage the process. I don't know why I'm comparing a baby to an orange.
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - May 19, 2016 2:47:42 pm PDT #21692 of 30003
brillig
sj - May 19, 2016 2:53:25 pm PDT #21693 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We tried everything. Wasn't happening.
Steph L. - May 19, 2016 3:31:28 pm PDT #21694 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Pro tip: if your wife mows the lawn with the janky old reel mower that you love so much you refuse to get a normal lawn mower (even though you can't mow any more because of your rheumatoid arthritis, so it's past time to get a mower that the actual person mowing finds easy to use), and does 2 loads of laundry, and washes the dishes, AND works a full day, AND feels like she's getting a cold -- you don't ask *if* she wants you to make dinner. You ask what she'd like you to make for dinner or go pick up some goddamn shawarma.
My husband is alive right now only because he's cute.
sarameg - May 19, 2016 3:39:55 pm PDT #21695 of 30003
Today got worse. Partly due to people being stupid. I'm assigning all of them to the one person interior room in the new building.
Hil R. - May 19, 2016 3:58:04 pm PDT #21696 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The class I'm teaching this summer has just eight students, and two of them are veterans, and a few others are older students. I kind of love the lack of whining.
Connie Neil - May 19, 2016 4:09:47 pm PDT #21697 of 30003
brillig
I'm assigning all of them to the one person interior room in the new building.
Do they understand just how much power you currently hold?
sarameg - May 19, 2016 4:42:58 pm PDT #21698 of 30003
Mwuahahaha!
(And chief among them is the one person I will not share an office with. Too perky and pretty sure my profanity would offend her sensibilities. Current officemate just burst into laughter when I started chanting fuck today. She...would not.)
msbelle - May 19, 2016 5:14:45 pm PDT #21699 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I need a boyfriend. I have decided. This needs to happen.
-t - May 19, 2016 5:31:00 pm PDT #21700 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well, you posted about it, so he should be along any minute.
Kat - May 19, 2016 6:11:26 pm PDT #21701 of 30003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I need a boyfriend. I have decided. This needs to happen.
Can we just pitch in and get you a periodic manservant?