Apropos of sleep apnea (which I swear M has): Peanut has a stuffed nose, so when she woke up in the middle of the night last night, I brought her into our bed to nurse her down. That was going well, she was starting to drift off, when M (who had been on his side facing away from us and snoring gently) flopped onto his back and let out an earth-shattering series of snores, pauses, and honks. Peanut slowly opened her eyes and was looking at me as if to say, "you want me to sleep under THESE conditions?" I busted out laughing and chose to walk her the rest of the way down.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - May 19, 2016 9:34:20 am PDT #21682 of 30003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
flea - May 19, 2016 10:39:29 am PDT #21683 of 30003
information libertarian
Things I have heard my coworker Tom say to library patrons calling on the phone today, "I understand you're looking for people who research mind control?" "I understand you're looking for books on Adolf Hitler?"
ION the 4th grade science fair was this morning, and Dillo's project on "why moving things look further away than still thing when you're in a car" was fine and all, but was completely eclipsed by his BFF's project "which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?" Best fourth grade science project EVER!
SuziQ - May 19, 2016 10:42:18 am PDT #21684 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Nice, Peanut, nice. I can just see her eyes staring into yours.
The weather is nice enough that I've been working outside again today. Jack has been keeping me company and has been a much better coworker today than yesterday. He was Sir-Barks-A-Lot yesterday.
Steph L. - May 19, 2016 11:12:08 am PDT #21685 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?"
Please tell me the poo emoji was used.
msbelle - May 19, 2016 11:19:34 am PDT #21686 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Flea, I love that kid. Brilliant.
Connie Neil - May 19, 2016 11:39:41 am PDT #21687 of 30003
brillig
Dammit, why is it that the people who pay the most for eBay items are the slowest to pay for them?
shrift - May 19, 2016 12:21:02 pm PDT #21688 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I called USPS last week about a package. They said they'd open an investigation. I did not receive a call. I still have no package. The USPS hold music is so bad that it's like a parody of hold music.
Jesse - May 19, 2016 1:12:19 pm PDT #21689 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?" Best fourth grade science project EVER!
That is excellent.
Sheryl - May 19, 2016 1:19:31 pm PDT #21690 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Bleah. Woke up at 4:30 this morning, possibly by my snoring.(Gary says I woke him up with my snoring. I don't normally snore.) Why yes, I am fighting a cold.
sj - May 19, 2016 1:58:28 pm PDT #21691 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Feel better, Sheryl.
ltc's doctor's appointment lasted forever today because she wouldn't give up a urine sample. Between that and trying to keep her still for an ultrasound, I'm exhausted.