Things I have heard my coworker Tom say to library patrons calling on the phone today, "I understand you're looking for people who research mind control?" "I understand you're looking for books on Adolf Hitler?"
ION the 4th grade science fair was this morning, and Dillo's project on "why moving things look further away than still thing when you're in a car" was fine and all, but was completely eclipsed by his BFF's project "which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?" Best fourth grade science project EVER!
Nice, Peanut, nice. I can just see her eyes staring into yours.
The weather is nice enough that I've been working outside again today. Jack has been keeping me company and has been a much better coworker today than yesterday. He was Sir-Barks-A-Lot yesterday.
"which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?"
Please tell me the poo emoji was used.
Flea, I love that kid. Brilliant.
Dammit, why is it that the people who pay the most for eBay items are the slowest to pay for them?
I called USPS last week about a package. They said they'd open an investigation. I did not receive a call. I still have no package. The USPS hold music is so bad that it's like a parody of hold music.
Timelies all!
Bleah. Woke up at 4:30 this morning, possibly by my snoring.(Gary says I woke him up with my snoring. I don't normally snore.) Why yes, I am fighting a cold.
Feel better, Sheryl.
ltc's doctor's appointment lasted forever today because she wouldn't give up a urine sample. Between that and trying to keep her still for an ultrasound, I'm exhausted.
she wouldn't give up a urine sample
You'd think there'd be a way to squish them a little to encourage the process. I don't know why I'm comparing a baby to an orange.
