"which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?"
Please tell me the poo emoji was used.
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 19, 2016 11:12:08 am PDT #21685 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
msbelle - May 19, 2016 11:19:34 am PDT #21686 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Flea, I love that kid. Brilliant.
Connie Neil - May 19, 2016 11:39:41 am PDT #21687 of 30003
brillig
Dammit, why is it that the people who pay the most for eBay items are the slowest to pay for them?
shrift - May 19, 2016 12:21:02 pm PDT #21688 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I called USPS last week about a package. They said they'd open an investigation. I did not receive a call. I still have no package. The USPS hold music is so bad that it's like a parody of hold music.
Jesse - May 19, 2016 1:12:19 pm PDT #21689 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"which would you prefer to eat, a square brownie or a fecal-shaped brownie?" Best fourth grade science project EVER!
That is excellent.
Sheryl - May 19, 2016 1:19:31 pm PDT #21690 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Bleah. Woke up at 4:30 this morning, possibly by my snoring.(Gary says I woke him up with my snoring. I don't normally snore.) Why yes, I am fighting a cold.
sj - May 19, 2016 1:58:28 pm PDT #21691 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Feel better, Sheryl.
ltc's doctor's appointment lasted forever today because she wouldn't give up a urine sample. Between that and trying to keep her still for an ultrasound, I'm exhausted.
Connie Neil - May 19, 2016 2:47:42 pm PDT #21692 of 30003
brillig
she wouldn't give up a urine sample
You'd think there'd be a way to squish them a little to encourage the process. I don't know why I'm comparing a baby to an orange.
sj - May 19, 2016 2:53:25 pm PDT #21693 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We tried everything. Wasn't happening.
Steph L. - May 19, 2016 3:31:28 pm PDT #21694 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Pro tip: if your wife mows the lawn with the janky old reel mower that you love so much you refuse to get a normal lawn mower (even though you can't mow any more because of your rheumatoid arthritis, so it's past time to get a mower that the actual person mowing finds easy to use), and does 2 loads of laundry, and washes the dishes, AND works a full day, AND feels like she's getting a cold -- you don't ask *if* she wants you to make dinner. You ask what she'd like you to make for dinner or go pick up some goddamn shawarma.
My husband is alive right now only because he's cute.