Holy crap, Scrappy. That's terrible.
No leeching off the company wifi.
This one.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 3:44:16 am PDT #4065 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
billytea - Aug 13, 2014 3:44:57 am PDT #4066 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This company follows a strict policy of union-busting.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 13, 2014 3:48:20 am PDT #4067 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wow, how horrible Scrappy, it could have been so much worse.
Sad about Bacall. To Have and Have Not was one hell of a movie debut.
-t - Aug 13, 2014 4:09:12 am PDT #4068 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No leeching off the company wifi.
Yes, that is what I was looking for! Genius.
Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 4:14:26 am PDT #4069 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You guys, there is a person at my office who I've never spoken with, but thought was a woman. Apparently, he is a man! This is some real Pat-level shit. I thought his name was a woman's name, and he is totally androgynous, physically. People in the world! Confusing.
Laura - Aug 13, 2014 4:20:02 am PDT #4070 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I am sure I never could have pulled off an androgynous look. Even more sure that DH couldn't manage it. There are only a few people that I have met that could do so well.
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2014 5:08:49 am PDT #4071 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
These are always fun:
The 2014 winner has been crowned in the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, in which writers compete to construct the worst opening line for a novel.
2014 Contest Winners ยป The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
The runner-up for crime fiction might be my favorite:
Hard-boiled private eye Smith Calloway had a sinking feeling as he walked into the chaotic crime scene, for there, as expected, was the body dressed in a monk's habit; there was the stuffed cream-colored pony next to the crisp apple strudel; there was the doorbell, the set of sleigh bells, and even the schnitzel with noodles - all proclaiming that the Von Trappist Killer had struck again.
chrismg - Aug 13, 2014 6:24:49 am PDT #4072 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
all proclaiming that the Von Trappist Killer had struck again.
Now there's a killer with real dedication to his theme.
No steaming up the company cubicles.
I think this one's my favorite.
meara - Aug 13, 2014 7:00:54 am PDT #4073 of 30000
Hah--Jesse, that reminds me of a friend of mine also named Jesse, who apparently confounded some coworkers when marrying his partner Jamie--she's a girl, but they were apparently unsure, with the gender neutral names, whether he was gay or not. I guess this had already been confusion and then the wedding (after gay marriage was allowed) didn't help, he got some weirdly phrased congrats, he said!
meara - Aug 13, 2014 7:03:12 am PDT #4074 of 30000
Yay Aimee!!!!! Woohoo!!!