No leeching off the company wifi.
Yes, that is what I was looking for! Genius.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Aug 13, 2014 4:09:12 am PDT #4068 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jesse - Aug 13, 2014 4:14:26 am PDT #4069 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You guys, there is a person at my office who I've never spoken with, but thought was a woman. Apparently, he is a man! This is some real Pat-level shit. I thought his name was a woman's name, and he is totally androgynous, physically. People in the world! Confusing.
Laura - Aug 13, 2014 4:20:02 am PDT #4070 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I am sure I never could have pulled off an androgynous look. Even more sure that DH couldn't manage it. There are only a few people that I have met that could do so well.
tommyrot - Aug 13, 2014 5:08:49 am PDT #4071 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
These are always fun:
The 2014 winner has been crowned in the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, in which writers compete to construct the worst opening line for a novel.
2014 Contest Winners » The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
The runner-up for crime fiction might be my favorite:
Hard-boiled private eye Smith Calloway had a sinking feeling as he walked into the chaotic crime scene, for there, as expected, was the body dressed in a monk's habit; there was the stuffed cream-colored pony next to the crisp apple strudel; there was the doorbell, the set of sleigh bells, and even the schnitzel with noodles - all proclaiming that the Von Trappist Killer had struck again.
chrismg - Aug 13, 2014 6:24:49 am PDT #4072 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
all proclaiming that the Von Trappist Killer had struck again.
Now there's a killer with real dedication to his theme.
No steaming up the company cubicles.
I think this one's my favorite.
meara - Aug 13, 2014 7:00:54 am PDT #4073 of 30000
Hah--Jesse, that reminds me of a friend of mine also named Jesse, who apparently confounded some coworkers when marrying his partner Jamie--she's a girl, but they were apparently unsure, with the gender neutral names, whether he was gay or not. I guess this had already been confusion and then the wedding (after gay marriage was allowed) didn't help, he got some weirdly phrased congrats, he said!
meara - Aug 13, 2014 7:03:12 am PDT #4074 of 30000
Yay Aimee!!!!! Woohoo!!!
brenda m - Aug 13, 2014 7:03:22 am PDT #4075 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So excited for you Aims!
Tom Scola - Aug 13, 2014 7:09:55 am PDT #4076 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS
Yay, Aimée! Yay good news!!
Strix - Aug 13, 2014 7:26:55 am PDT #4077 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Mad congrats, Aimee!!