I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 12, 2014 6:19:33 pm PDT #4055 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

WTF, indeed, Scrappy! Glad she's okay and he's caught, but dear god, why.

There's a married couple in my department who met while working there. Their relationship has caused some drama, mainly because they can't both go to the annual Big Meeting; one has to stay home and care for their kids. Big Boss doesn't like that. I don't know if we don't have a no-frat policy, or they just ignored it because their love was so true. They didn't get fired, anyway.


-t - Aug 12, 2014 6:21:22 pm PDT #4056 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good lord, Scrappy!


meara - Aug 12, 2014 6:24:51 pm PDT #4057 of 30000

Oh how awful, Scrappy! Your poor cousin. Her poor kids. I hope she's got lots of family and friends who can help her out.


§ ita § - Aug 12, 2014 6:36:10 pm PDT #4058 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good lord, Scrappy!

^^^!!!!!!!

Starsky and Hutch is getting weirder and weirder. I wonder which eps the people who wrote the movie leant on. I mean, what is even going on here:

S: [Places excessive order at fast food place] You really think eating nothing for forty hours and drinking a whole lot of water is gonna make you healthier?
H: Yeah! It's not just to make me more healthy--it's to maintain my already fantastic physical condition. It's the natural way, Stars. You ever see an animal in the wild? You ever seen a fat lion? Huh?
S: No….but come to to think of it I never seen a thin hoppipitomus either.
H: Wait'll your order comes back.
[cut to bad guys]

I don't think I've ever heard it called that before.

That's probably a bit of a military way of putting it, but I can't think of another short wayt to say it.


Burrell - Aug 12, 2014 6:56:54 pm PDT #4059 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yipes, Scrappy!

I mean, what is even going on here:

Uh, bad dialog? Yeah okay, I got nothing.


Consuela - Aug 12, 2014 7:41:53 pm PDT #4060 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yikes, Scrappy! I wish there was some way to make things better, but other than supporting her and the kids as best one can, there's no way to fix it. So sad.

I finally have an appointment with my ENT who did the ear surgery on me. It's been 10 weeks and I'm still wobbly and lightheaded and uncomfortable much of the time. It's beginning to affect my emotional state, and I'm bummed about the entire thing. So hopefully he'll be able to do something or give me some indication that this is going to get better.


beth b - Aug 12, 2014 7:49:34 pm PDT #4061 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

That's horrible , Scrappy.

I hope he can help soon Consuela


Theodosia - Aug 13, 2014 3:00:04 am PDT #4062 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yikes to both!


-t - Aug 13, 2014 3:14:33 am PDT #4063 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hope he can help, Consuela. That's a long time to be wobbly.


Calli - Aug 13, 2014 3:31:54 am PDT #4064 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

How awful, Scrappy.

No fishing off the company pier. No dipping your pen in the company ink.

I need more modern euphemisms.

No shaking the company toner. No leeching off the company wifi. No steaming up the company cubicals. No meshing the company benefit plans. No rumpying the company pumpy.