We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


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shrift - May 19, 2015 10:49:26 am PDT #26700 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I can flush my toilet and take a shower without flooding the basement!

FREEDOM

I've needed to clean the bathroom for at least a week. I've made a deal with myself that I will clean the bathroom tonight because cleaning magically makes the Blackhawks score.

A person on one of the teams I may be joining actually clapped her hands at the prospect of me coming on board, so I guess that is a good sign.


sarameg - May 19, 2015 11:03:17 am PDT #26701 of 30000

Nice omen!

FREEDOM

You know how at a campground or traveling, you are always acutely aware of the state of your bladder and the next facility? It SUCKS living like that in your own home. Granted, I have it pretty easy, just next door, but holdingitholdingitwhichkeyisitagainholdingitscrewshuttingthedoor....

I want to bleach down the basement floor now. Guy cleaned up well, but...I'll feel better.


-t - May 19, 2015 11:12:37 am PDT #26702 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I can flush my toilet and take a shower without flooding the basement!

Hooray!

A person on one of the teams I may be joining actually clapped her hands at the prospect of me coming on board, so I guess that is a good sign.

This pleases me.


Jesse - May 19, 2015 11:24:24 am PDT #26703 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Verdict: roots. Far enough out that it's technically in the city's easement, but since I don't have an exterior cleanout, I can't get them to do squat. He shoved the crap way down the main line.

I have the same problem, except I think not in the city's easement. We just had them cleared out this year, but I'm trying to keep this in my memory for the next time it starts flooding, several years in the future, since there was a little overflow for a long time before we ("we"= my mother) did anything about it, and I'd like to be a little more proactive in the future.


shrift - May 19, 2015 11:43:49 am PDT #26704 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know how at a campground or traveling, you are always acutely aware of the state of your bladder and the next facility?

And how. I'm on a diuretic for high blood pressure, so I even go to the bathroom before getting on public transportation because who knows when the next opportunity will be if I get stuck in traffic or trapped on the subway?!


Connie Neil - May 19, 2015 11:57:56 am PDT #26705 of 30000
brillig

Ah, middle aged female bladder, with the constant niggling urge.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 19, 2015 11:59:49 am PDT #26706 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'll counter with the middle aged male bladder, which goes from not needing to go at all to MUST PEE NOW! with no transition time.


Connie Neil - May 19, 2015 12:20:25 pm PDT #26707 of 30000
brillig

Yeah, but men can stand aimlessly along the side of the road, staring off at the horizon, then continue to mosey on their way.

Though that's probably not as easy to do in urban areas.

(edit: I have long been bitter about the greater number of options men have for relief in the wild)


Zenkitty - May 19, 2015 12:44:18 pm PDT #26708 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Women used to be able to relieve themselves in the wild, too, when they wore layers of floor-length skirts and no underwear. Oh yes.


Sheryl - May 19, 2015 1:07:44 pm PDT #26709 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Too many books to read, too much stuff on the DVR. Yet all I want to do is sit at the computer...