Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!


Liese S. - Dec 03, 2013 7:56:13 am PST #2 of 774
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I think it's on record for longest time from thread opening to first post.

(but probably also for longest time from thread request to creation, so...)


Jesse - Dec 03, 2013 8:38:42 am PST #3 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thread header is out of date wrt Christmukkah, ftr. Or, not out of date, but something! This year is all Thanksgivukkah!

HI THREAD HI.


Toddson - Dec 03, 2013 10:50:03 am PST #4 of 774
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

With the collision of holidays, the paper went a little overboard with their reports. One was a long story on a "Nava-Jew" family (Orthodox Jews, the mother is Navajo ... she sometimes has to leave the powdered milk out of her frybread) and coverage of "menurkey" sales (menorahs shaped like turkeys).


Sue - Dec 04, 2013 3:33:21 pm PST #5 of 774
hip deep in pie

Dear Secret santee, I think a gift I sent you via online is going to out me. But there is more coming...sometime soon.


Sue - Dec 04, 2013 3:34:29 pm PST #6 of 774
hip deep in pie

I don't think the thread opening was announced. Maybe people don't know. I'm going to put a post in press.


Consuela - Dec 04, 2013 3:40:24 pm PST #7 of 774
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Dear Secret Santa Recipient: I have your gift! I'm just a lazy SOB. Will work on that tomorrow...


Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2013 3:50:13 pm PST #8 of 774
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have acquired gifts for my giftee also! But should I wait and send them closer to Christmas? And how do we preserve anonymity when sending presents? Just not use a return address?


Amy - Dec 04, 2013 3:53:10 pm PST #9 of 774
Because books.

You don't have to be anonymous if you don't want to!

So far I am still making notes and compiling ideas, but I like the gifts to arrive closer to Christmas.


Anne W. - Dec 04, 2013 3:54:59 pm PST #10 of 774
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I've got the majority of my giftee's stuff together. I need to buy one more thing, and I may bake some cookies to send.


Jesse - Dec 04, 2013 4:11:10 pm PST #11 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've ordered stuff and had it sent to the giftee, and also not used a return address, but have mostly been more of a surprise gifter than a secret one.