With the collision of holidays, the paper went a little overboard with their reports. One was a long story on a "Nava-Jew" family (Orthodox Jews, the mother is Navajo ... she sometimes has to leave the powdered milk out of her frybread) and coverage of "menurkey" sales (menorahs shaped like turkeys).
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!
Toddson - Dec 03, 2013 10:50:03 am PST #4 of 774
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sue - Dec 04, 2013 3:33:21 pm PST #5 of 774
hip deep in pie
Dear Secret santee, I think a gift I sent you via online is going to out me. But there is more coming...sometime soon.
Sue - Dec 04, 2013 3:34:29 pm PST #6 of 774
hip deep in pie
I don't think the thread opening was announced. Maybe people don't know. I'm going to put a post in press.
Consuela - Dec 04, 2013 3:40:24 pm PST #7 of 774
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Dear Secret Santa Recipient: I have your gift! I'm just a lazy SOB. Will work on that tomorrow...
Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2013 3:50:13 pm PST #8 of 774
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I have acquired gifts for my giftee also! But should I wait and send them closer to Christmas? And how do we preserve anonymity when sending presents? Just not use a return address?
Amy - Dec 04, 2013 3:53:10 pm PST #9 of 774
Because books.
You don't have to be anonymous if you don't want to!
So far I am still making notes and compiling ideas, but I like the gifts to arrive closer to Christmas.
Anne W. - Dec 04, 2013 3:54:59 pm PST #10 of 774
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I've got the majority of my giftee's stuff together. I need to buy one more thing, and I may bake some cookies to send.
Jesse - Dec 04, 2013 4:11:10 pm PST #11 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've ordered stuff and had it sent to the giftee, and also not used a return address, but have mostly been more of a surprise gifter than a secret one.
amyth - Dec 04, 2013 4:15:51 pm PST #12 of 774
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Secret Santee, I will get my act together soon! PROMISE!
Lee - Dec 04, 2013 4:24:57 pm PST #13 of 774
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Me too!
Maybe.