Some days I want to go to a flea market and buy old dishes for change, so I could smash them, but I would have to clean them up, which seems less cathartic.
Maybe get a cheap dropcloth first?
So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 20, 2014 1:45:44 pm PDT #22878 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Amy - Mar 20, 2014 1:47:52 pm PDT #22879 of 30000
Because books.
Since we're in an apartment, breaking dishes isn't really a thing I can do right now, though a dropcloth is something to remember.
Strix - Mar 20, 2014 1:54:24 pm PDT #22880 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Tenderize meat?
THWAP THWAP THWAP
Once I had to get started on dinner when I was still pissed, and I ripped apart a chicken carcass with my bare hands. It was very primal, but it was a good thing I was making soup.
When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.
-t - Mar 20, 2014 1:57:00 pm PDT #22881 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I heard on the radio a few years ago that somebody had done a study to see whether people actually felt better after breaking dishes (I think it was specifically breaking dishes, but it was seriously years ago and I am not sure of the details, and I may be conflating it with a report about a place that was basically a pay-to-break-dishes deal) and found that they did not. Venting generally not effective, was the conclusion, as I recall. FWTW
Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 1:59:41 pm PDT #22882 of 30000
brillig
When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.
That's an image that's going to stick with me.
Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:02:03 pm PDT #22883 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!
billytea - Mar 20, 2014 2:03:09 pm PDT #22884 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!
Apparently the cook also makes the entree her bitch.
Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:04:11 pm PDT #22885 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm INTERACTING WITH and HONORING my entree. Jeez. I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!
Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:05:13 pm PDT #22886 of 30000
brillig
I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!
And it's apparently choreographed.
Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:07:16 pm PDT #22887 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.