Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?

Riley ,'Sleeper'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:02:03 pm PDT #22883 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!


billytea - Mar 20, 2014 2:03:09 pm PDT #22884 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!

Apparently the cook also makes the entree her bitch.


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:04:11 pm PDT #22885 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm INTERACTING WITH and HONORING my entree. Jeez. I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:05:13 pm PDT #22886 of 30000
brillig

I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!

And it's apparently choreographed.


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:07:16 pm PDT #22887 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.


shrift - Mar 20, 2014 2:12:34 pm PDT #22888 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.

I want this to involve a GUESS WHAT? CHICKEN BUTT! call and response.


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:18:41 pm PDT #22889 of 30000
brillig

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.

And do they bring all the boys to the yard?


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:20:23 pm PDT #22890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My songs are actually pretty boring: "Thank you chicken, you will be delicious! I have my salty hand up your butt now! I"M RUBBING THE CHICKEN BUTT! RUB, RUB, CHICKEN BUTT!"

Although one time, I'd had some wine and I made the chicken sing Lionel Richie's "Hello" which turned into BWACK BWACK's to the tune of Hello. (Yes, I slow-danced with a dead chicken on my hand.)

And one time I did "Copacabana."

Her name was Lola/She was a chicken

With yellow feathers for her hair/And her breasts cut down down to there

She would merengue/As I chopped-chopped

And while she tried to stay afar/My husband tended bar

Across the kitchen floor

He'd worked from 8 to 4

We're kinda young and we have a chicken, who COULD ASK FOR MORE?

...You should probably have me committed.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2014 2:23:58 pm PDT #22891 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We always made the Thanksgiving turkey sit up and do a puppet show when I was a kid, but I don't think I've ever played with a chicken!


Kate P. - Mar 20, 2014 2:27:42 pm PDT #22892 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

OK, you can tell I'm not usually the one doing the cooking, but: Bubbly foam on top of the can of chickpeas: totally normal, or a sign of botulism?