I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
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I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!
Apparently the cook also makes the entree her bitch.
I'm INTERACTING WITH and HONORING my entree. Jeez. I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!
I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!
And it's apparently choreographed.
My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.
When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.
I want this to involve a GUESS WHAT? CHICKEN BUTT! call and response.
My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.
And do they bring all the boys to the yard?
My songs are actually pretty boring: "Thank you chicken, you will be delicious! I have my salty hand up your butt now! I"M RUBBING THE CHICKEN BUTT! RUB, RUB, CHICKEN BUTT!"
Although one time, I'd had some wine and I made the chicken sing Lionel Richie's "Hello" which turned into BWACK BWACK's to the tune of Hello. (Yes, I slow-danced with a dead chicken on my hand.)
And one time I did "Copacabana."
Her name was Lola/She was a chicken
With yellow feathers for her hair/And her breasts cut down down to there
She would merengue/As I chopped-chopped
And while she tried to stay afar/My husband tended bar
Across the kitchen floor
He'd worked from 8 to 4
We're kinda young and we have a chicken, who COULD ASK FOR MORE?
...You should probably have me committed.
We always made the Thanksgiving turkey sit up and do a puppet show when I was a kid, but I don't think I've ever played with a chicken!
OK, you can tell I'm not usually the one doing the cooking, but: Bubbly foam on top of the can of chickpeas: totally normal, or a sign of botulism?