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Strix - Mar 20, 2014 1:54:24 pm PDT #22880 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Tenderize meat?

THWAP THWAP THWAP

Once I had to get started on dinner when I was still pissed, and I ripped apart a chicken carcass with my bare hands. It was very primal, but it was a good thing I was making soup.

When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.

-t - Mar 20, 2014 1:57:00 pm PDT #22881 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I heard on the radio a few years ago that somebody had done a study to see whether people actually felt better after breaking dishes (I think it was specifically breaking dishes, but it was seriously years ago and I am not sure of the details, and I may be conflating it with a report about a place that was basically a pay-to-break-dishes deal) and found that they did not. Venting generally not effective, was the conclusion, as I recall. FWTW

Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 1:59:41 pm PDT #22882 of 30000
brillig

When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.

That's an image that's going to stick with me.

Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:02:03 pm PDT #22883 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!

billytea - Mar 20, 2014 2:03:09 pm PDT #22884 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!

Apparently the cook also makes the entree her bitch.

Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:04:11 pm PDT #22885 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm INTERACTING WITH and HONORING my entree. Jeez. I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!

Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:05:13 pm PDT #22886 of 30000
brillig

I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!

And it's apparently choreographed.

Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:07:16 pm PDT #22887 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.

shrift - Mar 20, 2014 2:12:34 pm PDT #22888 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.

I want this to involve a GUESS WHAT? CHICKEN BUTT! call and response.

Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:18:41 pm PDT #22889 of 30000
brillig

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.

And do they bring all the boys to the yard?

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