Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Mar 20, 2014 2:03:09 pm PDT #22884 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think D and M seriously questioned my sanity the first time they saw it. But the cook makes the rules!

Apparently the cook also makes the entree her bitch.


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:04:11 pm PDT #22885 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm INTERACTING WITH and HONORING my entree. Jeez. I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:05:13 pm PDT #22886 of 30000
brillig

I always sing a thank-you to Mr. Chicken!

And it's apparently choreographed.


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:07:16 pm PDT #22887 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.


shrift - Mar 20, 2014 2:12:34 pm PDT #22888 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When I'm in a better mood, I always stick my hand up the chicken butt and make it dance and sing when I'm rubbing the inside with spices.

I want this to involve a GUESS WHAT? CHICKEN BUTT! call and response.


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2014 2:18:41 pm PDT #22889 of 30000
brillig

My roasted chickens have a hell of a high kick.

And do they bring all the boys to the yard?


Strix - Mar 20, 2014 2:20:23 pm PDT #22890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My songs are actually pretty boring: "Thank you chicken, you will be delicious! I have my salty hand up your butt now! I"M RUBBING THE CHICKEN BUTT! RUB, RUB, CHICKEN BUTT!"

Although one time, I'd had some wine and I made the chicken sing Lionel Richie's "Hello" which turned into BWACK BWACK's to the tune of Hello. (Yes, I slow-danced with a dead chicken on my hand.)

And one time I did "Copacabana."

Her name was Lola/She was a chicken

With yellow feathers for her hair/And her breasts cut down down to there

She would merengue/As I chopped-chopped

And while she tried to stay afar/My husband tended bar

Across the kitchen floor

He'd worked from 8 to 4

We're kinda young and we have a chicken, who COULD ASK FOR MORE?

...You should probably have me committed.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2014 2:23:58 pm PDT #22891 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We always made the Thanksgiving turkey sit up and do a puppet show when I was a kid, but I don't think I've ever played with a chicken!


Kate P. - Mar 20, 2014 2:27:42 pm PDT #22892 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

OK, you can tell I'm not usually the one doing the cooking, but: Bubbly foam on top of the can of chickpeas: totally normal, or a sign of botulism?


SuziQ - Mar 20, 2014 2:29:40 pm PDT #22893 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Amy, does your complex Haagen a dumpster? Slamming dishes in there would feel great.

We are on the road!!! Vacation here we come. CJ is driving and I'm playing with Waze. If we drive straight through, we will hit the hotel at 5:30 am but can't check in until 4pm. I think I miscalculated.