Only if there's some alternate universe version of you.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - May 12, 2013 6:42:45 pm PDT #68 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
sj - May 12, 2013 6:45:07 pm PDT #69 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, because I just listened to a long rant message left by she who will not be named in which I was called that and much worse.
Ginger - May 12, 2013 6:46:42 pm PDT #70 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What warm, loving thoughts on Mother's Day.
le nubian - May 12, 2013 6:46:56 pm PDT #71 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
sj,
Jesus sj. You need a can of Raid to get rid of whoever called you that.
Vortex - May 12, 2013 6:48:17 pm PDT #72 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Do I need to come up there and yell at somebody?
sj - May 12, 2013 6:49:38 pm PDT #73 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yes, please. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry. Mostly laughing though.
Strix - May 12, 2013 6:54:02 pm PDT #74 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Say WHAT? sj, that's ridonk. WTF?
Cass - May 12, 2013 6:54:49 pm PDT #75 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I actually know it's a typo but a hold-digging manipulative bitch seems like someone who would try to starve a city out so they'd kneel to them. So I like it.
Cass, What rotten timing for horse play. I'm glad your sister is accepting the consequences of not teaching her son a little more consistently.
Yeah, bad timing and all of the rest. I was shocked when she said she'd take care of repair. Even if she doesn't, it's a huge step. And probably she actually will.
Dad's eulogy looks pretty good too. My brother is giving it and I think it's going to be really lovely by Saturday. Then I'll be a mess.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2013 6:56:50 pm PDT #76 of 30002
brillig
In today's Let This Be a Lesson to You Moment:
when copying Avengers fic to your flash drive, be *absolutely* sure you've cleared it from your clipboard before copying and pasting into a chat with a tech support customer! And learn not to hit Enter so damned fast! Don't let this happen to you!
God, this is going to look bad if it gets reviewed. Thank God there wasn't porn or I'd probably be out of a job.
sj - May 12, 2013 6:57:06 pm PDT #77 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Stupid thumb typing. Too tired to edit. It's time to try and sleep.