Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 12, 2013 6:57:06 pm PDT #77 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Stupid thumb typing. Too tired to edit. It's time to try and sleep.


smonster - May 12, 2013 7:03:58 pm PDT #78 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

sj, if that was your MiL, well. The words I have in mind are much, much worse than the ones she used about you. That is some BULL. SHIT.

Oh, Connie. I hope that slides right under the radar. Yipes.

Flip side of NOLA - out walking Frankie boy, stopped for a chat with my neighbor. Insisted on sharing a "nightcap," which turned out to be a swig of very smooth moonshine out of a mason jar he keeps in his car. And then he asked me out, which I hope will not turn into an awkward thing. eta ahaha, he asked my roommate out not more than 5 min later. Nice.


sj - May 12, 2013 7:31:23 pm PDT #79 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, smonster.

I can't actually sleep because I have an unrelated upset stomach.

Connie, I hope no one at work notices.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2013 7:34:38 pm PDT #80 of 30002
brillig

Unfortunately, that particular chat is one that goes through a double-checking process, but the woman who does that is nice, and I just told her I'd done something stupid. I've learned that pointing out stupidity in advance gives you the opportunity to spin something into "whacky but harmless" rather than "OMG how could you!"

And again, it could have been so, so much worse. It was a nice gen, no-porn story.


Laura - May 12, 2013 9:00:26 pm PDT #81 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Do I strike anyone here as a hold digging, manipulative bitch?

There's gold! Lead me to it bitch; I'll help you dig!


sj - May 12, 2013 9:14:04 pm PDT #82 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I t heart Laura.


smonster - May 13, 2013 4:12:59 am PDT #83 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ha.

Connie, yeah. Better to own up on your own.

Can I get some testing~am for my friend RI? She's taking the boards today and tomorrow.


smonster - May 13, 2013 5:10:35 am PDT #84 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I hate my job today. It's impossible. Pretty much literally. Depressing. Not the carpentry part, the lead cleaning part.


Laura - May 13, 2013 5:27:28 am PDT #85 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Ooops, Connie. I have to say if I was on the other end of that chat I would have laughed hysterically.

I hope you got some rest, sj. Don't let the crazy mess with your sleep.

Sends test~ma. Also, gives smonster's job the stink eye.


sj - May 13, 2013 5:31:34 am PDT #86 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I did sleep, but I also woke up filled with rage. I'm trying to let it go this morning.

smonster, I'm sorry work is frustrating today.