Yes, please. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry. Mostly laughing though.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 12, 2013 6:49:38 pm PDT #73 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Strix - May 12, 2013 6:54:02 pm PDT #74 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Say WHAT? sj, that's ridonk. WTF?
Cass - May 12, 2013 6:54:49 pm PDT #75 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I actually know it's a typo but a hold-digging manipulative bitch seems like someone who would try to starve a city out so they'd kneel to them. So I like it.
Cass, What rotten timing for horse play. I'm glad your sister is accepting the consequences of not teaching her son a little more consistently.
Yeah, bad timing and all of the rest. I was shocked when she said she'd take care of repair. Even if she doesn't, it's a huge step. And probably she actually will.
Dad's eulogy looks pretty good too. My brother is giving it and I think it's going to be really lovely by Saturday. Then I'll be a mess.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2013 6:56:50 pm PDT #76 of 30002
brillig
In today's Let This Be a Lesson to You Moment:
when copying Avengers fic to your flash drive, be *absolutely* sure you've cleared it from your clipboard before copying and pasting into a chat with a tech support customer! And learn not to hit Enter so damned fast! Don't let this happen to you!
God, this is going to look bad if it gets reviewed. Thank God there wasn't porn or I'd probably be out of a job.
sj - May 12, 2013 6:57:06 pm PDT #77 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Stupid thumb typing. Too tired to edit. It's time to try and sleep.
smonster - May 12, 2013 7:03:58 pm PDT #78 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
sj, if that was your MiL, well. The words I have in mind are much, much worse than the ones she used about you. That is some BULL. SHIT.
Oh, Connie. I hope that slides right under the radar. Yipes.
Flip side of NOLA - out walking Frankie boy, stopped for a chat with my neighbor. Insisted on sharing a "nightcap," which turned out to be a swig of very smooth moonshine out of a mason jar he keeps in his car. And then he asked me out, which I hope will not turn into an awkward thing. eta ahaha, he asked my roommate out not more than 5 min later. Nice.
sj - May 12, 2013 7:31:23 pm PDT #79 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, smonster.
I can't actually sleep because I have an unrelated upset stomach.
Connie, I hope no one at work notices.
Connie Neil - May 12, 2013 7:34:38 pm PDT #80 of 30002
brillig
Unfortunately, that particular chat is one that goes through a double-checking process, but the woman who does that is nice, and I just told her I'd done something stupid. I've learned that pointing out stupidity in advance gives you the opportunity to spin something into "whacky but harmless" rather than "OMG how could you!"
And again, it could have been so, so much worse. It was a nice gen, no-porn story.
Laura - May 12, 2013 9:00:26 pm PDT #81 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Do I strike anyone here as a hold digging, manipulative bitch?
There's gold! Lead me to it bitch; I'll help you dig!
sj - May 12, 2013 9:14:04 pm PDT #82 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I t heart Laura.