What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2015 6:56:39 pm PST #16762 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I read Tim your post, Vortex, and he said, "Oh, I already thought that, but I figured I'd wait until someone else said it first."

I guess he was being...gentlemanly? And letting someone else compliment his wife's rack first? Such good manners.


erin_obscure - Feb 05, 2015 7:07:27 pm PST #16763 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

So Blinc mascara is totally NOT tear-proof. Maybe a few errant tears, but not full on sobbing. I definitely never touched my face, but got home to cheeks peppered with little tubes of mascara.

In related news: dating continues to suck. I'd rather be single. At least I have the internet. And netflix. And a cat who wants nothing more than to headbutt me with aggressive purring.


erin_obscure - Feb 05, 2015 7:13:26 pm PST #16764 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

FFS, and now the cat just scratched my chest. I'm literally bleeding from my breast. Apparently that's what i get for showing a little cleavage. (Ok, not really, he scratched me through my shirt. But still. I feel like i'm getting some sort of cosmic slap-down for having sehksuooal inclinations.)


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2015 7:22:21 pm PST #16765 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Uh oh. You've got a fundie cat.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 05, 2015 8:23:19 pm PST #16766 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am also superstitious about showers before the baby is born, I thought I was crazy. I have so many posts I want to "like" since sj made her awesome announcement, though!


WindSparrow - Feb 05, 2015 10:17:02 pm PST #16767 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Stupid people who aren't dating erin_o right.


erin_obscure - Feb 05, 2015 10:45:07 pm PST #16768 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

seriously, i don't need full on emotional bipolar on the second date. At least i only wasted two evenings on him. sigh.

edited for concision


erin_obscure - Feb 05, 2015 10:52:39 pm PST #16769 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

OMG. and now he's messaging me again. First a long, florid apology. then "why aren't you upset with me" when i thanked him for the apology and wished him the best. What, i'm supposed to stomp my feet and pitch a fit via email? Over someone i barely know? I should really go to bed now and stop using up further mental process on this.


SailAweigh - Feb 06, 2015 2:32:32 am PST #16770 of 30002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Better luck next time, erin_o. I'm convinced not all men suck, I've just never met them. So, I live with my BFF and we talk dirty to each other. My daughter laughs and my brother freaks out.

Steph, thank you for that link. I registered for eShakti and now have a $30 GC to spend. I love the look of all the dresses I clicked on and the fact you can customize! Genius.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2015 3:27:31 am PST #16771 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, thank you for that link. I registered for eShakti and now have a $30 GC to spend. I love the look of all the dresses I clicked on and the fact you can customize! Genius.

My blue and white polka-dotted dress that I wore in the pinup photos is from there, and I can say that the measurements are true. And a lot of their dresses have pockets, which is THE BEST.