Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So Blinc mascara is totally NOT tear-proof. Maybe a few errant tears, but not full on sobbing. I definitely never touched my face, but got home to cheeks peppered with little tubes of mascara.
In related news: dating continues to suck. I'd rather be single. At least I have the internet. And netflix. And a cat who wants nothing more than to headbutt me with aggressive purring.
FFS, and now the cat just scratched my chest. I'm literally bleeding from my breast. Apparently that's what i get for showing a little cleavage. (Ok, not really, he scratched me through my shirt. But still. I feel like i'm getting some sort of cosmic slap-down for having sehksuooal inclinations.)
Uh oh. You've got a fundie cat.
I am also superstitious about showers before the baby is born, I thought I was crazy. I have so many posts I want to "like" since sj made her awesome announcement, though!
Stupid people who aren't dating erin_o right.
seriously, i don't need full on emotional bipolar on the second date. At least i only wasted two evenings on him. sigh.
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OMG. and now he's messaging me again. First a long, florid apology. then "why aren't you upset with me" when i thanked him for the apology and wished him the best. What, i'm supposed to stomp my feet and pitch a fit via email? Over someone i barely know? I should really go to bed now and stop using up further mental process on this.
Better luck next time, erin_o. I'm convinced not all men suck, I've just never met them. So, I live with my BFF and we talk dirty to each other. My daughter laughs and my brother freaks out.
Steph, thank you for that link. I registered for eShakti and now have a $30 GC to spend. I love the look of all the dresses I clicked on and the fact you can customize! Genius.
Steph, thank you for that link. I registered for eShakti and now have a $30 GC to spend. I love the look of all the dresses I clicked on and the fact you can customize! Genius.
My blue and white polka-dotted dress that I wore in the pinup photos is from there, and I can say that the measurements are true. And a lot of their dresses have pockets, which is THE BEST.
I am also superstitious about showers before the baby is born, I thought I was crazy.
That's the Jewish tradition. Lots of people don't even have any baby stuff in the house until the baby is born -- most stores that sell baby stuff in places with a decent-sized Jewish population will have a program where you can buy all the stuff you need and they'll keep it at the store, then you call them after the baby is born and they'll deliver it.