Can I wear this dress: [link]? I would change the sleeves to be proper short sleeves, rather than the cap sleeves, which are not the most flattering on me. But it's so cute!

I'm sorry, you totally need to own that. Now. And Tim can thank us later by how amazing your boobs are going to look in it.

sj that sounds reasonable!!

I read Tim your post, Vortex, and he said, "Oh, I already thought that, but I figured I'd wait until someone else said it first."

I guess he was being...gentlemanly? And letting someone else compliment his wife's rack first? Such good manners.

So Blinc mascara is totally NOT tear-proof. Maybe a few errant tears, but not full on sobbing. I definitely never touched my face, but got home to cheeks peppered with little tubes of mascara.

In related news: dating continues to suck. I'd rather be single. At least I have the internet. And netflix. And a cat who wants nothing more than to headbutt me with aggressive purring.

FFS, and now the cat just scratched my chest. I'm literally bleeding from my breast. Apparently that's what i get for showing a little cleavage. (Ok, not really, he scratched me through my shirt. But still. I feel like i'm getting some sort of cosmic slap-down for having sehksuooal inclinations.)

Uh oh. You've got a fundie cat.

I am also superstitious about showers before the baby is born, I thought I was crazy. I have so many posts I want to "like" since sj made her awesome announcement, though!

Stupid people who aren't dating erin_o right.

seriously, i don't need full on emotional bipolar on the second date. At least i only wasted two evenings on him. sigh.

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OMG. and now he's messaging me again. First a long, florid apology. then "why aren't you upset with me" when i thanked him for the apology and wished him the best. What, i'm supposed to stomp my feet and pitch a fit via email? Over someone i barely know? I should really go to bed now and stop using up further mental process on this.